In some situations I was difficult,
in odd moments impossible,
in rare moments loathsome,
but at my best, unapproachably great.

*winks at both Men*

Oy!

I don’t see the ROI, yet I am drawn… yes, it is all about ROI. What would The Switch really change? (OH dear, she’s asking for it again…) And no, getting that other Man With Pen off my back is not a return on my investment. He’s kinda cute sitting there smacking me in the head whenever he hears the word TypePad whispered. Well, he would be, if I could see him…

Dear Horrendous Flirt,

To quote my favorite movie, “Shut up, shut up… Keep talking, keep talking. Talk, will you?”

Later,

Kelly

Not nasty at all. In less than a week, you’re up and running in a brand new home that does exactly what you want, looks great, and pleases all your readers with wonderful features.

Or, you could sit back and tell me all about that “One day” plan you have going on. I’ve got all the time in the world

Anything worth having is hard. But really, it isn’t that hard. We know what we’re doing, we’ve helped many people through such transitions, held their hands, and soothed their worries every step of the way.

If you keep waiting for the right time, it’ll never happen and then you’ll wake up one day and say “I wish I had done it…”

- The Voice of Reason

I wrote a list about three or four weeks ago, while reading about Steve Rubel giving up on the switch because it’s so hard, of all the needs I’d have if I were going to do it. Then I went in search of the answers. It seems vaguely possible, but nasty.

So it’s been written. Whaddya want from me, anyway? I’ll get to it… I hope… sometime… when I have time…

What’s a lady to do?

As for my heart, I haven’t given it yet. There’s hope. But only if it involves WP.

Oh, and I never – ever – lie. But I’m a paid professional wordsmith… ouch, where does that leave me?

It is at the moment… oh, I’m in for it… the only thing TypePad has available, and I got it super-beta and was happy to have it. I’ve been pleased with it, because at least it’s a move in the right direction.

Shoot me now, because I know what’s next. Kelly, clear your calendar, and find a week to endure the headaches and heartaches of The Big Move. Ugh! Geez, guys, it’s icky! I really looked into it, I did!

*picks at daisy* He loves me, he loves me not… he’s a big liar, who really just loves WordPress… until I move to WP or Quebec (hehehe) or both, it’s rather academic. Besides, he’s given his heart to Amy.

I’m going looking for a moose. He won’t give me such a hard time about comments.

Love and all that stuff to both Men. To other readers, undoubtedly confused, regards,

Kelly

A comment feed is a poor substitute for a subscribe to comments. Why? Because we don’t get emails when a new comment goes up. And with the state of the Feed Reader in general these days, I rarely look at that anymore either.

@James: You’re out of control. I cannot be held responsible for anything from this point on.

Name, email, URL, and a checkbox to remember personal info. What am I missing?

There’s a comment feed link, but I don’t want a feed…

I was unaware of your deep love. Mostly.

What is wrong with your glasses? Above the words, “post a comment,” are the words, blah-blah-blah “subscribing to the comment feed for this post.”

Should I move it to underneath the form for you? Or get you a new prescription?

Muchisimos besos,

Kelly