Is Holding Back Good for Your Business?

Infomercials do it. Long sales letters do it. 89-day e-courses do it. The slow come-on is not a new marketing technique. There are some times when it works, and some times when it makes for minimum customer experience. Tipping points can go both ways.
What are the limits of withholding?
I’m not old enough to have driven past them as a kid, but many of us have heard of these legendary teaser billboards (or seen modern knock-offs): a series of five or six little boards spaced out, planted on the side of the road, each with a part of a witty jingle ending in

Burma Shave images by R. Franke
They gave out their message a little at a time, hoping it would catch your eye and entice you to buy their product. With hundreds of variations you could drive past, thinking of Burma Shave first when you needed to lather up for a shave became almost inevitable.
Yesterday we discussed the drip-drip-drip of a series of emails that have been trying to seduce me for weeks. I had asked to be part of the mailing list (which is rare for me). The first videos were promising. A whole lot of promising. When I realized the sender was never going to get to the point, I stopped listening.
Statistics say it takes at least seven “touches” for your business to be remembered by a potential customer.
For bricks-and-mortar companies this should be done with a combination of touchpoints: Signage, word-of-mouth mentions, traditional advertising, personal interactions, your website, your blog and of course, your store or office itself.
That’s seven ways to reach out and touch a prospect. Even if you hit each one once, they’re going to remember you.
So what’s wrong with these emails I’ve been getting? He’s just hitting me 7 times, right?
Wrong. I’m not having any problems remembering him. Here’s why this deprivation or teasing is bad, for me:
1. I opted in. I signed up. I already want to know what you are trying to sell me.
Continuing to tell me how very valuable what you are going to sell me is, but not telling me what you’ll sell or even when, bores and irritates me.
If I walk into a restaurant and ask for a table, will they say yes, we’ll get to that, but first let me tell you how great it will be?
I hope not.
Now if I’m at home and I haven’t expressed an interest, beginning my Experience by touching me with a variety of messages is absolutely necessary.
2. It makes me suspect I can’t afford it.
She saw him standing in the section marked
‘If U have 2 ask, U can’t afford it’ lingerie”
—Prince, The Glamorous Life
Why are you waiting so long and trying so darn hard? Is it going to cost as much as a vacation to Naples or a two-carat diamond, either of which would be more fun than what you’re trying to sell me?
Giving me too much time to think about the awesome, unbelievable thing, allows me to plant my own seeds of doubt.
3. Methinks thou dost protest too much. This is the most important point: the longer you go on and on, the more you sound like a used-car salesman, and the less I believe you!
Crystal at Big Bright Bulb recently wrote a fabulous article discussing how much is too much. Like 89-lesson e-courses.
The short answer: One minute past when I say the word YES is too much.
When I tell my attorney to draw up the contract for her retainer, she does not say, let me pitch you some more. (Trust me. She doesn’t.) What she says is, “Sign here.” And so should you.
Tease too much, you lose your captive audience.
So that’s what’s going on in the customer’s Perception. Opt-in marketing uses different rules. When you’re designing a campaign to build your business, keep focused on the customer’s point of view.
Later this week we’ll get down and talk about the really dirty bits: how The Big Tease campaign can hurt your business beyond just driving away customers who are already sold.
How do you respond when a company won’t come to the point?
Grow and be well,
Kelly Erickson
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20 May 2008, 6:55 pm
I’ll add something to this. It’s important to build a buzz and drop teasers about what’s to come, and that helps create excitement and anticipation of a launch, release or sale date.
Drag it out, and your whole campaign falls dead flat. People sit there thinking, “Yeah, yeah… Get on with it already or shut up.”
20 May 2008, 7:56 pm
James,
Yes, I agree. Folks want to know that there are more thrills to come, like with your new RPG venture.
A bit of “tune in next week” is just fine, for launch, release, sale date, or even blog articles. I did it here myself. How, and how much, should depend on whether your audience needs convincing, or has already said yes to you.
Nobody wants to be hit on forever (figuratively speaking) without that kiss. Marketing is a seduction of sorts. You can’t tease forever, or you’ll lose your lady. This guy did.
I might get around to listening to the rest of his spiel sometime. I sure don’t recommend dragging it out as a practice. There’s some evidence it’s becoming a trend, so the time is now to shout STOP!
Regards,
Kelly
21 May 2008, 12:27 am
I often get telemarketers who go on and on…and they never get to the point.
Plus they have their sales pitch memorized so well, they don’t let you get a word in edgewise.
I used to try to be nice and listen, and then tell them politely “no”. But that took too long and wasted my time.
Later, I graduated to being able to interupt them and say “No! Not interested”. But then you have to explain yourself to them (and WHY should I?)
Now I’m downright ruthless, as soon as I hear it’s a sales pitch, I hang up in mid-sentence.
If they’re really bad, I’ll just quietly put the phone down and walk away. Let them ramble on until they discover nobodys’ listening.
Ain’t I a stinker?
21 May 2008, 6:29 am
HEY, my two lovely Canadian commenters—Was BurmaShave a 1920s-30s-40s-50s phenomenon up North, too? (I know, you’re not old enough to have been around.) Or are these little ads only a part of our U.S. collective unconscious?
Friar,
No, you’re not a stinker. I think that last tactic is the telephone equivalent of what I did to these emails, Isn’t it? That’s pretty funny, actually.
You want to feel bad for them, since you know it’s just a job, but geez, whoever writes those scripts should put in pauses. So you could get out of it more kindly, or so folks who do say yes wouldn’t have a nagging resentment. That’s exactly what we’re going to talk about next… (tease, tease)
I go with the hang-up right away for those phone calls. Like you said, yelling No can turn into an discussion or even an argument, which is beyond absurd.
Until later,
Kelly
21 May 2008, 10:33 am
@Kelly
I am too young to have seen Burma Shave ads, but I know OF them (by reading old Mag Magazines from the 50′s and 60′s).
I dont’ think we ever had those up in Canada.
We probalby didnt’ even have paved roads back then.
21 May 2008, 9:32 pm
Friar,
LOL no paved roads!
The place I lived as a kid was kinda like that, too. Of course, I’m talking about a town, not a whole country.
Now, the place where my house stood is under a mall, so I’ve been told. Time marches on.
I figured the legend, at least, had been heard pretty far and wide. I had a lovely time-suck hour researching the enormous number of variations there were. No wonder people who don’t remember them, still “remember” them.
If you want a laugh, try this site. Tons of their jingles, from auto safety (but don’t forget to buy!) to lots of “be sexy,” to very strange. I know more than I’ll ever need to now, just to make a little point about stringing customers along!
Until later,
Kelly
22 May 2008, 10:27 am
Kelly
There’s some truth to no paved roads.
For example, you couldnt’ drive across Ontario until the early sixties, when the TransCanada highway was finally completed around Lake Superiour.
Before that, you could only get to some Great Lake towns by rail or by boat.
Even Kilarney (on Lake Huron, only four hours norht of Toronto) didn’t have road access till circa 1963.
22 May 2008, 2:44 pm
Friar,
I’ve taken the TransCanada Hwy. across Ontario, it’s very scenic (but bring coffee and for goodness sake don’t try it at night, because it’s not lit in huge swaths). I had no idea it was that new!
LOL, I love how you say “only” 4 hours north of Toronto. To this U.S. citizen (I don’t want to characterize all of us), that sounds like about where Santa lives. I would expect only reindeer access, and even then with a special pass.
Until later,
Kelly
26 May 2008, 1:44 pm
Good post!
Ahh, sales pitches that go on and on…my favorite. Not
I’ve noticed some of those insanely long, clearly formulaic, and apparently effective infomarketing salesletters, have “Buy Now” buttons at take-a-breath moments throughout the 10-page salesletter. Many, many of opportunities to buy before “protesting too much”. They still save the price reveal until the end, though.
I would love to know how many people buy at the “Had me at hello” moment you mentioned, rather than slog through the whole thing?
26 May 2008, 6:28 pm
Crystal,
The argument with those sales letters is of course, that you can skip it all at any point and move to purchasing (whether they’re e-letters or direct mailers). The long copy is only for people who need to convince themselves more. If I wanted what they were selling, I’d skip the copy.
In the email series, I’m locked in to his schedule. I’m trapped in sales messages, and can’t move to “buy now” until that’s made available to me, days or weeks after the trickle of not-much-info begins. By which time… some people have turned him off, including me.
Does any of it work? For some people, depending on whom you hope to have with you at the end. (See Friday’s post for more about that.)
Thanks for your comment!
Regards,
Kelly
27 May 2008, 12:51 pm
Kelly—Good, good point about the why and whatfor on the letter length vs extended direct-mail sale. Huh.
I guess I’m destined not to make as much online as I could, then, because for as long as my posts can go (and they can), and my comments too (and they do), there’s no way I’d write one of those 10 pagers.
The formula is cool: Headline + Intro + Testimonial + Bullets + Offer + Bonuses + Reduced Offer + Guarantee + 64 P.S.’es LoL But there’s got to be a way to condense it.
Off to read Friday’s post…