Let’s Have Laughter and Hope and a Wild Discussion
Four be the things I am wiser to know:
Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.
Four be the things I’d been better without:
Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt.
Three be the things I shall never attain:
Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
Three be the things I shall have till I die:
Laughter and hope and a sock in the eye.
—Dorothy Parker
Dear readers and friends, crowd around the table. Last week’s Round Table was a rousing success. Having you here once again makes this the hottest ticket in town already! I’ve invited new friends and old to share their fresh perspective. I hope you’ll enjoy getting to know them—leave them a comment, and come on back to share your thoughts around the Maximum Customer Experience Round Table!
Gentle conversation from days gone by? Alive and well on Twitter, where George Dickel, Tennessee gentleman and whiskey distiller, writes to us from the year 1870. If anyone could convince me of the business value of Twitter, George might. Via Twitter Makes a Sale at FBI Memos.
After Mr. Dickel got me thinking about Twitter, Jackie Huba and David Armano started talking Tweets because of the loud uproar over lowly Skittles this week: Skittles’ Twittermania at Church of the Customer. They’ve certainly created an Experience around the brand—my question is, will it sell lousy candy? Not at this Table.
I love a dynamic conversation, and Jonathan Fields, one of my favorite writers, will liven this one up when he recommends that we Go Commando at Awake at the Wheel.
Paula Wellings gives her personal take on Experience Design. Design for Anything That Moves at Adaptive Path.
This week we talked Wow, Yes! here at MCE. Is there something in the air? Ardath Albee says Customers Are Looking for Yes! at Marketing Interactions.
Far from that positive note—or is it really the same thing from another angle? NSFW (but you aren’t at work while we’re enjoying our luncheon, are you?): Sony Releases New Stupid Piece of S**t That Doesn’t F**king Work at The Onion. Don’t watch it with your kids. I can’t recommend watching it while having your third martini, either. Spillage will occur. Why is this Experience so common that we all double up with laughter as we watch it?
Mrs. Parker would never let a Round Table discussion get too far without a bit of delightful professional jealousy to mix things up, and Ms. Erickson endeavours to follow her wicked example. 10 Insights From 11 Months of Working at Google at Occam’s Razor. Go on, drool.
Like a fiery brandy after our meal, is George Tannenbaum’s writing. A Bit of Poetry, vicious enough for any Round Table, at Ad Aged.
I hope you’ve eaten and drunk your fill with these great critics, tastemakers, and storytellers. Let’s do lunch again soon.
Love ‘em? Hate ‘em? Learn something fantastic as you clicked around? Think I missed the best one of the week? Please share in the comments!
Grow and be well,
Kelly Erickson
If you’re going to write, don’t pretend to write down. It’s going to be the best you can do, and it’s the fact that it’s the best you can do that kills you.
—Dorothy Parker













7 March 2009, 8:39 am
And there I thought *I* was the only one who didn’t wear underpants to ensure that my public speaking is really good
(Don’t worry, I actually did read Jonathan’s post so I know what it is really about…)
7 March 2009, 9:47 am
Brett,
LOL. Good title, though. Caught your eye, eh?
I never miss Jonathan, but sometimes… I never miss him a little faster. “Wha?” *click*
Regards,
Kelly
7 March 2009, 9:59 am
Kelly,
Yeah – that just proves what a good title can do.
Oh, and no underpants…
7 March 2009, 10:04 am
BWA-HAH-HAH-HAH-HA!
The Friar approves.
I already saw it a few weeks ago, but I LOVE that Onion segment on Sony’s new “product”.
Here you show all these serious links about marketing and customers, and then you throw in the Onion.
That’s AWESOME!
Friar’s last blog post…Enter Friar’s Contest and Win a Prize
8 March 2009, 12:50 am
Go away all day and…
Friar’s blog goes nuts.
Brett,
Yep. Nothing I love like a fine double entendre.
Friar,
I have been dying for an excuse to put up a link to that fabulous piece for weeks. It is about exactly the same stuff as the more serious stuff, you know. That’s what I love about it. (By the way if you didn’t check out George’s poem-rewrite at Ad Aged—it’s in the same vein.)
Later,
Kelly
8 March 2009, 12:12 pm
@Kelly
Friar’s blog doesn’t go nuts…but Brett, Eyeteaguy and Karen JL do!
9 March 2009, 8:26 am
Eyeteaguy does not go nuts. He stays true to himself, writes what he thinks. Its the rest of you that run amok.
I saw that Sony “commercial” a few weeks ago. I sent it to my brother….he asked me where he could get one… he was serious. Not only can I not believe we have the same parents I sometimes wonder if I am on the wrong planet. Then I check the colour of the sky and I know I am.
Eyeteaguy
P.S. I have had a lot of question about my name. Its IT GUY. Like Information Technology Person. But using Eye for I and Tea for T. Thanks for coming out, you’ve been a wonderful audience, I’ll be here all week, don’t forget to tip your waitress, try the fish, its excellent.
Eyeteaguy’s last blog post…What does your vehicle say about you?
11 March 2009, 5:44 am
Friar,
I believe you were a closet instigator. Or at least a longtime supporter of the fine art of hijacking, no?
Francis,
Are you trying to tell me something?
Sorry, I really prefer real names, and yours is such a nice one! I let Friar slide ‘cuz he’s so convinced he’s in mortal danger of being dooced, and ‘cuz he claims folks use his nickname in real life.
If I’m actually bugging you, and people do call you Eyeteaguy in real life, let me know… I’ll think about it. I’m sensitive like that.
Later,
Kelly
11 March 2009, 8:18 am
Nope, Eyeteaguy is just my “Online Persona”. It keeps the Google monter at bay. There aren’t too many people with my name and if anyone I work with knew the things I said… well they just wouldn’t look at me the same.
I am actually a very nice person, I just have stong opinions I keep to myself. That Eyeteaguy though, he’s a dick!
Eyeteaguy
I was named for my Great Grandfather. He was a great man in every sense of the word. I’m writing a storey about him actually. Anyway, everyone called him Uncle Frank. He did not like it but names tend to stick. He told me “Never let them call you Frank. A frank is a hotdog”.
Eyeteaguy’s last blog post…I don’t know
11 March 2009, 12:45 pm
Then in that case, I shall never call you Frank.
11 March 2009, 4:34 pm
You raise an interesting point, Eyeteaguy – the “Googling” that employers do sometimes.
I’ll go on record and state that if any company I might be interested in working for “Googles” me rather than talking with me personally, they are a bunch of hypocritical bastards (everyone has skeletons) and I don’t want to work for them anyway…
Brett Legree’s last blog post…what are you living for?
11 March 2009, 4:47 pm
Cool, then you can come work for me. I’ll set up the business, Kelly can help me grow it and you can be the wizard behind the curtain.
Now all I need is an idea. Would anyone pay me to be a pain in the butt? Hmmm, consultant anyone?
Eyeteaguy
Eyeteaguy’s last blog post…I don’t know
11 March 2009, 4:55 pm
I’ve got a few ideas… and they involve you (you’re not getting away that easily, if there’s enough work I say partner with people I trust, like you…)
Brett Legree’s last blog post…what are you living for?
11 March 2009, 5:13 pm
Aww Brett, I don’t want to wear the leather shorts again, they chaff!
Eyeteaguy’s last blog post…I don’t know
11 March 2009, 6:52 pm
Don’t talk about chafing, you’ll get Friar all excited, he’ll think he’s at The Factory…
Brett Legree’s last blog post…what are you living for?
11 March 2009, 7:06 pm
All kidding aside. Get working on that idea. We are in a “cost cutting’ mode at work. I have to find a way to reduce our $100 a month long distance bill while we spend a million on a frivilous luxury (that shall remain nameless due to the power of Google).
Medic! Medic! Save me Brett, save me!
Eyeteaguy’s last blog post…I don’t know
11 March 2009, 7:32 pm
Working on it right now. Actually, there are a couple of ideas (you know at least one of them). We’ll talk soon.
Brett Legree’s last blog post…what are you living for?
11 March 2009, 9:20 pm
For those concerned about googling: Both Brett and Francis have been stalked here by their full names. Just so you know.
Ooh, frivolous luxuries costing millions! I want to know!!!
11 March 2009, 9:21 pm
& when people google me…
*sigh* they’re not looking for me.