If you were my client I’d say to you:
The old ways are not as dead as you think. Connect with real people.
You’re neglecting your interiors woefully.
Keeping your business cards in a box to save money costs you thousands of dollars in new business each year. Get happy with them.
I don’t know why I’ve got to have what you sell. And I’m trying harder than your customer will.
This place is filthy—anyplace your staff thinks you won’t look.
50% of your staff have you 100% psyched out. Don’t be so trusting.
Functional beats “pretty” every time. But looks still count, a lot more than you think.
You’re making it too hard for me to buy from you.
The old ways are twice as dead as you think. Get on the web.
Nobody stops here because you’ve gone green.
You don’t know your competition as well as they know you.
Your biggest competition is Doing Nothing. Get to know him first.
You will nearly always miss the macroeconomic boat. So forget about The State of the World and shake hands with your neighbors.
Your employees don’t know what you really want from them.
Your customers don’t believe they come first.
Whining never sold anything. Keep it positive.
Your staff needs more freedom or they won’t stick around.
Half of them would leave right now if they could. So would half of your customers. Loyalty is almost dead.
I can’t figure out your website, and even though you’re paying me money I don’t care anymore.
Your staff are rude.
Yes, they are.
Signage—parking lot—entry. You can lose a ton of business before you’ve had a chance to show off your product or service.
Lordy, you’re stubborn. That’s great—it keeps you in business—and bad—it keeps you from seizing growth opportunities.
New customers are dying for you to solve their problem. Do you know what it is?
Someone else is already more convenient, cheaper, and faster than all the rest. So stop trying to be those things, and concentrate on not being all the rest. Be wildly, remarkably different.
You never make me want to jump up and down and throw my money at you. BUT YOU COULD.
Grow and be well,
Kelly Erickson
P.S. If you’d like me to say such nice things about your business, email me: kellye (at) visionpoints (dot) net. If you were my client, I’d tell you VisionPoints is rooting for you all the way. I owe you the truth!













24 April 2009, 6:46 pm
“Get on the web.”
Exactly. Blows my mind how many people don’t have such a basic thing as a website!
BTW, since we’re on the topic, I am still in awe of the website review you gave me. Although I certainly expected you to be thorough, you went to depths I never would have expected. I’m still implementing all your recommendations, but you certainly helped me get on the right track.
Thanks again Kelly! Glad I *am* your client!
~Graham
24 April 2009, 9:07 pm
Graham,
I hope if I said any of these to you (now I dare not look back), I was a bit gentler, LOL. But honesty is the best policy, and that’s what an Experience Audit is for!
How many people don’t have a website: Still reported to be about half of small businesses. Boggles the mind, truly.
I’m really glad you’re progressing well with your new site!
Regards,
Kelly
25 April 2009, 10:12 am
Heh — nice is nice, but honesty is better. You gave me both, and that’s great!
Besides, I’d reather hear the hidden truth from you than from potential clients (or, worse yet, not hear from them at all…)
~Graham
27 April 2009, 6:49 am
‘Zactly.
27 April 2009, 2:15 pm
Our corporate website was just re-done… for a budget. Wow did it suck! Some of my vendors, looking for contact info emailed me complaining how bad it was. Under Contacs was “coming soon…” for 3 months. Not good.
So we went back to our old web designer and he is redoing it. BUT, he should have kept an eye on us, seen that we had a new site, seen that it sucked and come to us.
So many opportunities float away on us, and we never notice.
So many customers float away, because they do(notice).
Eyeteaguy
Eyeteaguy’s last blog post…And you are?
28 April 2009, 2:48 pm
Francis,
Do me a favor: Tell the new-old web guy that white type on black *bites.*
(Ahem.)
Sure, he could have come back to you and said let’s fix this mess, but having been dumped by the company, it’s entirely possible that the thought wasn’t all that palatable. I guess that depends on how he was dumped.
You’re right, though, there is a lot of low-hanging fruit like that, that gets missed because we aren’t looking around us enough. I think about that all the time. 360° vision is pretty hard to achieve, but it can make a big difference to the bottom line!
Until later,
Kelly