Three customers walk into a store…
Profiling for Maximum sales
Three customers step into your store. One’s brought a few magazine clippings. He’s interested, engaged in the shopping experience, talking to your staff, taking notes. He knows quite a bit about what you sell from the minute he walks in (or clicks on the link to your website).
One’s strolling around, looking at a bit of everything, familiarizing himself. Right away he says “just looking” when your friendly staff steps in to guide him. He spends much longer than your average customer in the store (or on the site).
The last customer walks in head down. He looks around quickly, sees the sign for the department he’s interested in, and beelines over there with seemingly no interest in the store at all. If the staff tries to help, they get a gruff “no thanks.”
Who’s really your Ideal Customer?
This week, Experience Design 201: a special series on profiling your customers to increase your sales.
Speaking to the right people
We’ve talked before about narrowing your Ideal Customer down to one, exact person you can speak to in your store layout, your marketing materials, and your website. As your intrepid Experience Designer, I’m here to remind you: to deliver delight to the Ideal Customer, you can’t talk to everyone.
Say you’re an expert in small animal care and you decide to run a website. You can aim everything from your colors to your layout to your language to your advertising, at an eight-year-old trying to learn more for a school project, hoping later to convince Mom to buy him a ferret; you can take crystal-clear aim at 23-year-old guys with pythons, wanting accessories and cool reptile-related clothing; or you can plan to attract little old ladies who want advice on saving money by grooming their pets themselves.
You’re still that same expert in small animal care, yet we’ve just created three wildly different sites for you, because you know exactly who you’re talking to in every way. You can do the exact same thing for three retail shop designs, as well—and a half a dozen others, just as distinct—without changing who you are and what you want to do in your business at all.
None of those folks are going to walk in to the store aimed at the other guys. Not ever. Some authors call this creating a persona, but here at MCE we skip the jargon and call this your Ideal Customer. Knowing your Ideal Customer is a long way from the old “target market,” a way of segmenting folks into age groups, genders, geographic regions, and income levels. Now with your exact Ideal Customer defined, you will never send a postcard to the young, single exec living in a new condo development next to the lady who downsized when her husband died, even though they live in the same area and have similar incomes. You know their needs go a lot deeper than this.
Experience Design 201: Advanced techniques for delighted customers
But suppose three “ideal” customers walk in (or arrive at the website) at the same time? Three python-lovers, three kids with their Moms in tow, or three ladies who own parrots? Who will buy? Who will—dare I say it—yank your chain? Who will be your biggest fan and spread the word for you, far and wide?
We need more. We need to know their buying profiles: in other words, what brought them here today. Now. How do we keep ‘em, do we want ‘em, and what are the advantages and disadvantages of dealing with these different prospective customers?
When you know how to profile the buying needs of your Ideal Customer, you’ll have a path to turbo-charging your sales that will guide everything from how you arrange your floorplan to how you write your blog.
Part One: RH, the Red Herring
There he is, with those magazine clippings. He’s educated about your product. He loves talking to you, emailing you, getting down to the details of what you offer.
I thought we’d talk about RH first because, gosh, he’s so much fun. He wants what you have. He knows all about it, but he’s still curious. You and your staff enjoy selling to him.
But it seems to take him a few trips to the store…
Or he abandons his shopping cart online, only to return a few days later…
You’ve emailed back and forth for weeks without a commitment to work together…
Hey, what’s going on?
RH doesn’t need you.
He’s only at the “want” stage. RH is a classic window shopper,* or comparison shopper. He walks out because he’s off to see what your competition’s got. He’ll never tell you that, of course, because each of you is contributing to his bank of knowledge so he can know everything there is to know before he buys.
He’s “shopping” for a future need, and that makes RH the most dangerous customer in the store. He’s the fish you thought you had hooked, but you never did. He may even make you work like a dog to earn his money, then drop you at the last second. He’s not only not loyal, he’s definitely playing you right now.
Yes. He’s talking to other companies in the same sweet tones he uses with you. It’s true.
Here’s how you know it’s true, dear reader:
You’ve done it yourself.
We all have. The thing about these profiles is that for different products, at different times, we’ll all fall into one profile or another. You’ve gone to an open house when you weren’t ready to move houses; you’ve spent 20 minutes with your local electronics guru just because you heard LCD screen were on their way out and you wanted to know what’s next, for when your tax return comes in next May; you’ve spent hours at your favorite band’s MySpace page without ever buying their new CD, seeing their world tour, or replacing the t-shirt you got from them in 1998. Yes, I know you have. You’ve been the Red Herring, just as I have: the staff time-suck who seems oh-so-informed, polite, and interested. You are interested, but you’re only at that “want” stage. If you’re a bit farther along, you might be at the “trying to convince yourself into a need” stage.
What can we do about the red herring?
Changing “future need” to “now need”:
It can be done. RH can be won over by a super-bargain, but slashing prices to grab this customer in a tough way to make sales.
Catching his eye:
Frequent links to your products or services within the text of your site. RH is not patient enough to figure your site out for you. To hook this slippery fish you’ll need to be at the ready wherever his eye lands.
Sales, Clearances, and Special Offers—online, in ads, in-store. Make ‘em so prominent that your designer screams for artistic mercy. If RH can’t see ‘em, he can’t be moved by ‘em.
Loyal?
No. Won’t remember you in five minutes.
Designing Maximum Customer Experience for RH involves:
Catching him off balance. Unexpected “wow” factor that pushes him over the edge.
or
The dreaded deep discount.
Pros:
There are a lot of Red Herrings in the world. If you’ve got the patience to woo him, if you’ve got the Wow factor in place, or if you’re willing to make him an offer that moves “future” to “why not now?” you’ll have a big advantage over the other poor saps he’s playing.
Cons:
RH is a chain-yanker. Time, money, and heart wasted, with no sure sale ahead. Need I say more?
Best bet:
Stay tuned for the second installment in Experience Design 201. In the meantime: be nice, be helpful, be clear about what you offer and why you’re the best choice, but don’t waste your heart’s efforts on RH.
Recognize the Red Herring? Is it you, or your customers?
What do you do to move RH’s “future need” to “now”?
Grow and be well,
Kelly Erickson
*In French, which I’ve been trying to wrap my tongue around for the last year or so, to go window-shopping is faire du lèche-vitrine, which translates to “to do some window-licking.” Eeew. But I never had any problem remembering that phrase! (Just thought I’d share.)













29 September 2009, 6:22 am
Les lèches-vitrines me coûte chère.
Translation: Window lickers cost me a lot – but at least they keep my windows clean, as opposed to the guys who kick my tires around. Ow.
I do find it interesting when you counsel, “Not worth your time. Drop it.” Hehe, that kind of goes against everyone else who says, “SELL HARDER!” But you’re absolutely right.
Oh, and that red herring guy? Yeah. Been there a million times myself. Just last week, in fact, while I was checking out bows. But, I’m honest with the guys who serve me. “I’m just thinking of buying and need some questions answered.” They know right away they’re not going to make a sale today, so they don’t get too excited.
Thing is, if they convince me… I’ll want that bow more. And come back to buy it.
(Note to bow retailer: “What the hell is it with everyone buying bows lately?” is not the way to convince me to buy.)
I’m looking forward to reading more on the other two, Kelly. This was a very, very good post.’
James Chartrand – Men with Pens´s latest blog… How to Decide the Best Community Contribution
29 September 2009, 6:43 am
James,
“… at least they keep my windows clean.” That’s precious! Thanks for the laugh!
Glad you liked it. It was about time to do Experience Design 201. We can all use some advanced techniques this fall.
So, um, bows… as in “and arrows”? Deer season coming?
Regards,
Kelly
29 September 2009, 6:44 am
Aw, no way, man. Greenpeace all the way here. As in straw bale and paper target.
James Chartrand – Men with Pens´s latest blog… How to Decide the Best Community Contribution
29 September 2009, 6:56 am
Oh.
So much better than “pretty little things for the tops of presents,” which was my first, very confused thought.
(And she leads her own comments off-topic…
)
Until later,
Kelly
29 September 2009, 8:16 am
Excellent post! And even worse is the RH individual who kinda sorta maybe lies to you a wee bit too … “Oh, I’m going to buy JUST AS SOON AS (the cows come home and nest in the pinetrees)…..”
I agree with James, wonderful article! Looking forward to the next.
Barbara Ling, Virtual Coach´s latest blog… Today’s Humor of the Day – Animator VS Animation 2
29 September 2009, 8:35 am
Barbara,
Oh, yes. But RH can keep you looking in the pine trees for quite a while, before you smack yourself in the head, eh?
Slippery, that one.
Until later,
Kelly
29 September 2009, 8:38 am
Red Herring, sounds like a Sherlock Holmes storey. Perhaps Col. Mustard killed Miss Sacarlet in the Living Room with…a bow?
Eyewatsonguy
Eyeteaguy´s latest blog… Lessons you can learn from F1 – revisited
29 September 2009, 8:46 am
Great post!
I’m an RH of sorts with things like computers. Every time I’m at FutureShop (Canada’s “Best Buy” store), I always cruise the computer aisle. But I also combine that with a “no thanks, just looking”. If I do ask questions, I always go out of my way to make sure the guy I talked to gets the sale (I even waited for a guy to finish lunch first).
So I’ll be there maybe twenty times in a year. And I’ve purchased two computers in that time, plus assorted accessories. That’s about what, one major purchase 10% of the time? Maybe a window licker most of the time, but wouldn’t you rather I lick your windows than someone else’s if I do buy once in a while?
~Graham
29 September 2009, 10:52 am
I would say that 99% of blog readers are Red Herrings. They engage us and create “community” but VERY few of them buy anything.
The majority of people who’ve bought from me are mostly unknown (head down types), or if they did know me, they already had an idea of what they wanted and have checked me out before buying (just looking types).
I’m learning to use the Red Herrings to increase my social proof and let the other two types buy from me, which means getting my name out there in man arenas.
Alex Fayle | Someday Syndrome´s latest blog… Creating Space for Your Dreams
29 September 2009, 12:03 pm
@Eyeteaguy… heh heh heh
Now, about Red Herrings and such – I guess it depends on what you’re selling.
Many (most?) of the folks I’ve met so far in my travels out here are in niche markets.
So…
You have to expect that most of your visitors will be Red Herrings.
I mean, you’re not selling *toilet paper*, right?
If you’re selling bathroom tissue that is only to be used on the third Sunday in the Year of the Rat by left-handed morticians, well then, most of your visitors will be Red Herrings.
But you have to keep looking for those morticians.
29 September 2009, 12:09 pm
If you can sell to your Red Herrings, cook them instead.
1 herring fillet, cut in ½ inch pieces, or a 12 oz jar of herring in wine sauce
Herring marinade
1 tbsp pickled beet juice
1 red onion, chopped
1 tbsp chopped pickled beet
Arrange herring shallow bowl. Mix beet juice with some of the marinade and pour over the herring. Place the chopped red onion and beet in stripes diagonally over the herring. Garnish with dill sprigs.
Red Herring Trivia
This red herring dish will not lead anybody down a false trail, (unless accompanied by too much aquavit). But where does the expression red herring come from? There are several theories about the origin of the phrase. The old way to preserve herring was to cure them by heavy salting and smoking, which turned them red and gave them a pungent smell. One story has it that British fugitives in the 17th century used the scent to divert the authorities’ bloodhounds from their trail. According to another version, the fish was tied to a string and dragged through the forests to teach hunting dogs to follow a scent. Clever poachers hit on the idea to drag a red, pungent herring across the trail and away from the prey so that they could steal it.
Eyeteaguy´s latest blog… Lessons you can learn from F1 – revisited
29 September 2009, 12:20 pm
@Eyeteaguy
Whatever Colonel Mustard did to Miss Scarlett, is their business, and their business alone.
As for Professor Plum. Don’t even GO there!
(Seriously, you DON’T want to know what that guy’s into!)
29 September 2009, 1:23 pm
Kelly – great post. I know I waste time on RH. Though I debate whether it is a waste of time.
Alex – Yes, I was thinking the same thing. blog readers are red herrings. Heck, I’ve been reading this blog for a long time, but have I called up Kelly and said, “Could I hire you?” No. Sure, I’ve thought of it. But I just keep sucking what I can like your average bottom feeder!
And on my own blog… when readership is up and comments are high, does that reflect in sales? Not in my experience.
Todd Smith´s latest blog… Spring Flowers in Autumn
29 September 2009, 1:36 pm
Sugary sweet donut hole, Eyeteaguy, I didn’t know you were such a wealth of information when it comes to red herrings.
You really know your delicious chocolaty treat.
29 September 2009, 2:05 pm
Graham,
I think we’ll have to call you a hybrid on the FutureShop buying profile. If you aren’t licking anyone else’s windows, and you aren’t always monopolizing the staff’s time, and you do make purchases, I can’t qualify you for full RH status.
Alex,
Blog reader discussion to follow on Thursday. Though some are definitely RHes, I wouldn’t say all (can’t reveal part two quite yet!). I definitely think you’re on to something, though…
Brett,
Exactly why I said they’re plentiful. It’s a real trick knowing how to deal with the RHes of the world.
Incidentally, I read something neat a few months ago about struggling commercial t-p factories… seems that when travel and tourism took a dive last year, major buyers like Disney, etc. cut their orders, causing t-p manufacturers to offer left-handed morticians everything but the family farm to buy more Year of the Rat style tissue…
Okay. All but the last part. Trickle-down theory, reversed. Economics is so interesting.
Francis,
You geek, you. Will you please divorce your wife and marry me?
Friar,
I heard that rumour too. He’s schmearing red herring across his path to throw people off the scent right now.
Todd,
Here’s the thing. If you’ve *got* extra time, then call it practice. But don’t let your heart ache for the ones that get away.
So many people take time and effort away from the true prospects by hangin’ with RH too long, though. And RH can, in extreme cases, distract focus and cripple a business. That’s the danger zone.
Until later,
Kelly
29 September 2009, 2:08 pm
Kelly – good point
Todd Smith´s latest blog… Spring Flowers in Autumn
29 September 2009, 2:40 pm
@Todd
I agree.
29 September 2009, 3:20 pm
Oddly enough, that is the second (re)marriage proposal I’ve had in the last 24 hours.
I’m gonna tell my wife, maybe it will make her wild with jealousy and we can make passionate love on the living room floor.
Or she could just say “go ahead, see how long it lasts”.
Apparently I’m hard to live with, ask Brett.
Eyeroomieguy
Eyeteaguy´s latest blog… Lessons you can learn from F1 – revisited
29 September 2009, 3:26 pm
Yeesh.
Lasts right until I have to have that image in my head.
I’m fickle that way. :/
29 September 2009, 3:28 pm
Hey, what do you mean?
I’m a stud and my wife is hot. It would be just like watching a movie but with better lighting. (I had a disco ball installed last week to go with the mirrored ceiling)
Eyehungguy
Eyeteaguy´s latest blog… Lessons you can learn from F1 – revisited
29 September 2009, 3:38 pm
darn, i dunno what’s better. the article or the comments.
that’s some funny stuff right there.
bubba b
29 September 2009, 3:42 pm
@Eyeteaguy
Does the room have built-in-speakers, so you can play the “whacka-whacka” music too?
Friar´s latest blog… Blogo-Land Blow-Out Sale! Buy Now!
29 September 2009, 3:47 pm
Don’t be silly Friar, we are trying to have a serious conversation here.
If you want to be silly, go to http://deepfriar.wordpress.com/ I hear its a real zoo over there.
Eyeteaguy´s latest blog… Lessons you can learn from F1 – revisited
29 September 2009, 4:05 pm
@Eyeteaguy
Aw…GOSH DARN IT!
(*picks up toys, and goes home*)
Friar´s latest blog… Blogo-Land Blow-Out Sale! Buy Now!
29 September 2009, 4:47 pm
@Todd
I didn’t hire Kelly until James said to me: she totally rocks with a site evaluation from an MCE point of view. I then loved her work so much when a client of mine was wondering about how his site functioned I said “you have to hire Kelly! Now!” and he did.
@Kelly
Where does that type of customer come in? I knew you but it wasn’t until I got a raving review that the “ping! she can help me too” lightbulb turned on.
Alex Fayle | Someday Syndrome´s latest blog… Creating Space for Your Dreams
29 September 2009, 4:55 pm
Alex – thanks for your encouragement. I know I would love to work with Kelly. Glad to hear your experience. Was it really expensive? funny to ask that question on her own blog, but hey, I’m probably not the only person who has it
…and to prove my red herring side, I know I don’t have much money to invest right now.
Todd Smith´s latest blog… New Schedule
29 September 2009, 5:22 pm
Todd,
There’s a very tiny, very discreet button (not) at top left, that will probably answer your questions.
Bubba,
Glad you liked the post.
Alex,
What would I do without your voice of reason? Thanks!
Until later,
Kelly
29 September 2009, 5:30 pm
@bubba
Let me guess, you’re not from Canada. According to my friends in Alabama bubba means brother. So you are brother brother?
And I agree, there is some funny stuff here.
Eyeteaguy
Eyeteaguy´s latest blog… Lessons you can learn from F1 – revisited
29 September 2009, 5:46 pm
Kelly – you’re so discreet. kind a like some commenters I know.
29 September 2009, 6:15 pm
Todd,
LOL. So true! I pride myself on my subtlety.
29 September 2009, 6:37 pm
hehehe by the way, your price is not bad for a website audit. I’m saving my money.
29 September 2009, 6:38 pm
@ Todd – For what she packs into it, it’s damned cheap. I know by experience (and told her to raise her rates, dammit!)
James Chartrand – Men with Pens´s latest blog… How to Decide the Best Community Contribution
29 September 2009, 6:40 pm
james – yikes… better start saving fast!
Todd Smith´s latest blog… New Schedule
29 September 2009, 6:56 pm
LOL. I give that price 48 hours max.
Buy now! Only three audits left!
29 September 2009, 6:59 pm
ain’t scared!
Todd Smith´s latest blog… New Schedule
29 September 2009, 7:03 pm
Looks like I’ll have to make haste and get a website so Kelly can audit it before she runs out. Two days huh, better get to work. Now where did I leave my copy of Microsoft FrontPage XP. I heard they have some great wizards to get you started.
Eyeteaguy
Eyeteaguy´s latest blog… Lessons you can learn from F1 – revisited
29 September 2009, 7:07 pm
Eyeteaguy – if you stay up late, you’ll have time to learn some real html code too!
29 September 2009, 7:26 pm
Francis (Eyeteaguy),
No hurry… I have a very special price for you.
29 September 2009, 7:30 pm
HTML is so last year, I hear PHP is the thing.
Of course I am technically able to do a website. Creatively? As Clint Eastwood says “A man has got to know his limitations”
Special price? Is that one of those sliding scales that only go up? No wonder you drive a BMW and vacation in the Caymans twice a year.
Eyeteaguy
Eyeteaguy´s latest blog… Lessons you can learn from F1 – revisited
29 September 2009, 7:42 pm
Mmhm, that’s right. James drove my beemer when I was vacationing this summer. It’s the roomiest one they ever built, eh, James?
Funny, it was kinda cold in the Caymans, and everybody spoke French…
29 September 2009, 7:57 pm
hey IT guy, yeah i ain’t from canada thats for sure.
bubba means brother but my older brother is bubba so i am bubba brother. we both have the same first name like my daddy but we all have different middle names. its confusing but thats the south!
29 September 2009, 9:18 pm
Hey Bubba, did you lose the SHIFT key on your keyboard?
So if you had a younger brother he would be?…….little bubba b? Sounds like a rappper yo.
And before we all get up in arms, I work with Bubba. If I say anything nasty he’ll tie me to the line and run me through the blast booth….. again.
Eyeteaguy
Eyeteaguy´s latest blog… Lessons you can learn from F1 – revisited
29 September 2009, 10:07 pm
Ah, friends.
It all makes (nothing like) perfect sense now.
Was there a topic here? Probably not, LOL.
Until later…
29 September 2009, 10:15 pm
Three guys walk into a store, one of them is a fish. The other’s haven’t been named yet.
Then some people agreed, and disagreed. We played Clue, licked some windows.
Then things got a little X-rated and toys were thrown out of the pram. Some rapper showed up and then Kelly went to the “other” Caymen islands.
I think that about sums it up.
So did we agree to feed the fish or let him swim upstream? I think we agreed that we should show him some bait and if he doesn’t bite then f him. (f for forget about)
Eyeteaguy
Eyeteaguy´s latest blog… Lessons you can learn from F1 – revisited
29 September 2009, 10:35 pm
Look! There was a topic!
Hey, cool. I should do this blogging thing more often.
RH—cut bait. Definitely.
30 September 2009, 5:05 am
I’m trying to woo Kelly back to the “Other” Caymen Islands. So please all start businesses and hire Kelly for her fantastic audit so that she can upgrade her luxury beemer for one that might actually survive the trip and I promise to whisper sweet nothings in French in her ear on all your behalf.
James Chartrand – Men with Pens´s latest blog… Slaying Writer Dragons: Epic Skill #2, Emotional Prowess
30 September 2009, 7:18 am
It’s a plug for my services, and a love song, all in one. How adorable.
You know, James, people could get ideas from such talk.
I know the sweet nothings will be “work with me” and “let me see your new blog post before it’s up,” but other folks don’t know that.
30 September 2009, 8:32 am
Jeez guys, get a room. Don’t you know this is a business blog?
Eyeteaguy
Eyeteaguy´s latest blog… Lessons you can learn from F1 – revisited
30 September 2009, 8:37 am
Aye, on customer experience. She wooed me, she won me and now I can’t get enough. Which is pretty much exactly what we all want from our own businesses and customers, yes?
Trust me, I watch Kelly. She’s a sneaky woman. And smart.
@ Kelly – Hush now, you’ll make everyone think I’m a slave driver with my own self-ego at heart. We don’t want that to get around.
James Chartrand – Men with Pens´s latest blog… Slaying Writer Dragons: Epic Skill #2, Emotional Prowess
30 September 2009, 12:16 pm
Aw…MUSH!!!
Friar’s Business Tip for the Day:
When plugging someone else’s business, make sure it’s done in a way that doesn’t induce a diabetic coma in any prospective clients.
No…if you’ll excuse me…where’s the Pepto Bismol?
30 September 2009, 12:35 pm
Hey. The world needs a little more mush.
James Chartrand – Men with Pens´s latest blog… Slaying Writer Dragons: Epic Skill #2, Emotional Prowess
30 September 2009, 12:36 pm
Awww, Frair’s jealous! Its too late y’all, she already loves me best. I have the marriage proposal to prove it.
Eyeteaguy
Eyeteaguy´s latest blog… Lessons you can learn from F1 – revisited
30 September 2009, 12:48 pm
@Eytegeaguy
I dunno….what does Seth Godin think of all this?
30 September 2009, 1:35 pm
*peeks in door to see how the party’s going*
Friar,
Seth says work with VisionPoints and see your sales jump. I heard him last night, right after I proposed (business) to him.
Later…
20 December 2009, 4:42 pm
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