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Profiling for Maximum sales
Three customers step into your store. All of them seem ideal. RH was so interested you thought he was a sure thing. After wasting a lot of time and energy serving him, you realized you are never going to get his business, but you sure have made it easier for him to shop at amazon. Oh, well. Now the Red Herring is a lot easier to spot.
One guy’s already become your favorite face at the shop. He loves to look around. He says Hi but doesn’t demand a lot of time. Once in a while he makes a small purchase. He seems to have friends everywhere, and they never fail to mention his referral with a smile. They come in pre-sold on the word of BFF, your biggest Propheteer.
The last customer walks in, head down. He looks around quickly, sees the sign for the department he’s interested in, and beelines over there with seemingly no interest in the store at all. If the staff tries to help, they get a gruff “no thanks.”
Meet your Ideal Customer.
This week, Experience Design 201: a special series on profiling your customers to increase your sales.
Part Three: Mr. E, the Ideal Customer
What’s eating Mr. E? He walks into your store as if he owns the place. Strides to the aisle he wants without a word or a smile. Not that he doesn’t have a smile, just that he doesn’t have time for that right now.
He’s easy to recognize. You’ll even hear other customers mumble, “looks like he’s on a mission.”
Leading characteristics:
Laser focus
Has no time
May have a written list; definitely has a mental agenda
Little interest in price
Ready to buy but impatient
Seen more often in business-to-business transactions (B2B)
Unlike everyone else in the store or on your website today, Mr. E is shopping for a current need.
What brought him here today?
Simple. (You sped right past it a second ago.) He’s here because he’s ready to buy. Mr. E is your Easy sale.
What can we do for this Ideal Customer?
Catching his eye:
Your business’ name is the most important ad you’ll ever write. If you’re at the beginning of your plans as you read this, make your name rock. It’s an unbelievable leg-up on your competition, especially for Mr. E(asy sale).
Ultra clarity. Mr. E is impatient. It’s an easy sale, but not a sure sale. Mr. E wants to make his purchase, not guess whether soap is in “body” or “cleansing.” No jargon, no overlapping or confusing navigation (in store or online!), and no cutesies. Cutsey is for wanderers, and wanderers are someday-purchasers at best.
Task-oriented efficiency. This applies to everything from getting around your place to how your staff is trained. Like BFF, functional groupings can work wonders. What do people come to your store to solve? Get the nails with the hammers, get the soap with the scrubby-thingies (??), sell the business cards when they’re ordering stationery. And your staff—make sure they are looking at the business from that customer’s task-oriented point of view. Answers. To problems. That your products solve. Which they can explain quickly to the prospect.
Great search on-site. This customer will not see your navigation. That’s right, he won’t even see it. Time and again, I see Mr. E go straight to the search box and type in what he needs. If the term doesn’t come up with any results, he may rephrase. Once. Then he’s gone—impatient, remember? So make sure you are thinking like the Ideal Customer, writing from his point of view, and packing your site with words that speak to his needs.
Home page is critical. He has to be sure you have what he needs right away. If you do not explain what you sell or at least describe your Ideal Customer perfectly on your home page, go right now and fix that. Even one click is too many for your Ideal Customer. (“But c’mon… if he clicks, where will the one click be?” you ask. To the page that appears to be the next in the sales process. MAKE IT CLEAR. If he gets it wrong, you lose.)
Loyal?
Yes, loyal. With a twist. Mr. E is rarely the guy who will spread word-of-mouth for you. You’re this guy’s “secret source” and he’s happy to keep it that way, thanks.
Designing Maximum Customer Experience for Mr. E involves:
Pinpointing his needs and speaking to them
and
Valuing his time above everything else
Think like a fast-food worker. How fast can you serve Mr. E the certain knowledge that he should buy from you?
Now do what they do. Aim to cut that time in half.
Pros:
He wants to give you his money. ‘Nuff said.
Cons:
1. Because he’s usually not a chatter, he can be misunderstood. You’ll have no trouble spotting him, but you may not believe he’s the Ideal Customer at first. You’ve been letting him get away every single day since you opened your doors.
2. Being crystal clear from the customer’s point of view is A LOT harder than it looks.
Best bet:
This guy is one you may not enjoy, but the one you need most. Mr. E will buy, from you, or he will turn on his heels. It’s what he’s here for. Go overboard in your efforts to make the transaction easy for Mr. E.
Make his goals yours and you have a customer for life.
Great! Now I want to make more sales, Kelly!
This part knocks us all for a loop now and then: We want to induce sales; we want to “sell” customers; we want to get our prospects to buy.
It can’t be done.
You can encourage.
You can entice.
You can remind, rephrase, maybe even repackage.
You can prod at a need or a pain that is there, but doesn’t seem urgent enough.
You can’t “make” a sale.
When the customer has a need— when the customer knows that you have the Ideal Solution to that need— not only can’t you “sell” him or her, you won’t need to. Like Mr. E, the customer who has a need that he knows only you have the Ideal Solution to, has already sold himself.
So you can’t make more sales, but you can help more buyers feel like Mr. E. I promised you that Experience Design 201 would teach you to turbo-charge your sales. Let’s do it!
How to turbo-charge your sales with buyer profiles
Drop the Red Herrings. Unless you want practice, or enjoy giant time-sucks.
Enjoy and nurture your relationships with Propheteers, even though their own purchases may be small.
Be bold, be direct, and focus the entire Customer Experience on Mr. E’s needs. Demonstrate the you are the Ideal Solution from every possible angle. Make it impossible to make a wrong turn, from your front door (or homepage), to the sales counter. Other buyers, with other profiles, will be just as pleased with this Pinpoint precision, even though they’ll use your store or your site in different ways.
In ads and other marketing materials: Forget “branding.” Never, ever, write an ad of any kind where you don’t ask the prospect to say Yes to something. Buy this item. Sign up for email. Call today. You aren’t doing this to make people warm and fuzzy, you’re doing this to grow your business. Insist that every dollar you spend does just that.
In store: Signage. More than you want is less than they need. Color to orient the customer, if the store’s large. Lighting, especially lighting focused right on your key products. You do NOT have to light your store like a hospital to make sales.
On the web: Bigger (type), bolder (navigation to key sales pages—let other nav take a quiet back seat), clearer (clever, jargony language is instant sales death), less (fewer choices = more yesses), more (links within text to guide the sales process), none (ads to other sites—when your customer is gone he is GONE).
At every decision-point, shout clearly: “This is the next step!”
Never be afraid that you’re overdoing it. I guarantee you’re not.
Congratulations, dear reader. We’ve gone through some very advanced lessons this week, and you’ve made it to the finals of Experience Design 201.
I bet you know how we check your exam around here—in dollars!
Go forth. Maximize your sales.
Graduate and be well,
Kelly Erickson
P.S. If you missed the links above: please click to read Part 1 and Part 2 in this series.













2 October 2009, 10:22 am
Kelly,
Think you made a mistake here “Designing Maximum Customer Experience for RH involves:”
I think you meant “Designing Maximum Customer Experience for Mr. E involves:”
Anyway, I am like this guy when I shop. I have already bought the item before I have even gotten into my car. I like Lowe’s or Home Depot. Awesome signage, everything you need in the same area. The help could do with some help but that is the case everywhere.
And the last thing I want to say is that when I’m checking out don’t you ever, EVER, ask me for my f***ing postal code (zip code) I have already given you my cash or credit card, give my my change or my receipt. I want to go home and play/install/use my new purchase and you are DELAYING ME!
I understand you may want it for marketing puposes but piss off please.
Eyeteaguy
2 October 2009, 2:04 pm
Francis,
*cough cough cough splutter*
What typo?
In two years of writing this blog I made only two typos, until this week. Two more, while trying to take the game up a notch leading into the 400th post. Ow-eee.
MCE is going to the dogs. Thanks for the catch.
Anyway…
I love that statement. That’s exactly it. And though we were comparing apples to apples this week and calling every buyer “he,” to be quite honest this is my profile 75% of the time. I go into stores and stare at them for a living. When I’m really shopping… I hate shopping! So I have my playbook and I am running for the goalpost from the minute I leave home. How can I be done with this task fastest?
And when I wrote “You’ve been letting him get away every single day since you opened your doors”… I have been told a million stories, but there’s a lot of firsthand knowledge there, too. It amazes me how easy it is to walk in to a store (or a restaurant, office, website…) fired up to give them your money and walk out emptyhanded, due to failures in creating the Experience that Mr. E needs!
Regards,
Kelly
2 October 2009, 2:11 pm
This is really good stuff, Kelly. Thank you. I too, don’t like shopping. My dollars go to the ones that consistently make it easy for me. I stopped shopping at one store, though closer, because I had to return bad milk three times. That’s it. I’m through. I don’t have time to make two trips. Now the hard part… looking at my own site and figuring out how to make it easier for Mr. E.
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2 October 2009, 4:40 pm
Can I say how much I LOVED 201? Absolutely brilliant.
The only concept I don’t seem to be able to nail (as **ahem** you are well aware, my dear) is the dreaded homepage.
It seems such a sharp edge to balance clean and simple against information (who am I) and call to action (do this now).
*sigh* Back to studying….
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2 October 2009, 5:24 pm
Here’s the thing about that search box:
First, you can’t control how smart Mr. E. is about searchin. Far too many people have not a clue what to put into a search box.
That means it’s much harder to control the results he sees. THAT can be very frustrating, particularly when you review logs as I do and see some bumbling person trying to find something and failing miserably through his own ineptitude. You, as a human, can look at those attempts and know EXACTLY what he wanted, but your search software was completely confused and useless.
Aaargh!!
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5 October 2009, 7:18 am
Todd,
Exactly… If he’s going to be such an Easy sale, we have to be an Easy buy, don’t we?
Andy,
Y’all, I can’t grin any further than ear-to-ear. It’s nice when you decide to go all-out and folks get it. Thanks.
Yes. The dreaded homepage is the bane of everyone’s life. I think I’ve only worked with one Internet site where it wasn’t a major factor, so don’t take it too badly.
The neat thing is, it’s only one page, and a large improvement there can give most folks a moment to breathe while they make the many smaller improvements on interior pages. Get the customer in the door, and they’re much more open to whatever they find. But if the door’s not enticing… oops!
Tony,
True, you can’t control what they search for. (My own experiences here bear that out comically!) But oh, many sites can do a lot better job. And looking at those logs is an eye-opening first step.
Sounds like your eyes are open, lol.
Until later,
Kelly
7 October 2009, 11:48 am
I have ADD. I love shopping – sights, sounds, PEOPLE!, noise, PEOPLE!, colors, signs, ads, PEOPLE!, more noise, kids, cool gadgets, PEOPLE!, funky music…
You can see how it’s very, very easy for me NOT to buy. How the hell can I buy when I’m totally enamored with everything else going on?
Here’s what I’ve done to cope:
1. When I have NO NEED to buy and simply want to go to shopping-mall-disneyland for the stimulation it provides, I block off the WHOLE DAY. I have no plan. I know what time I will leave, and that’s it.
No purpose. Nothing. I just… go. And wander. And do a lot of impulse buying, which means that I do spend money but without goal. It’s whatever catches my eye or looks cool – and that means I go into a LOT of stores, explore TONS, and walk out with my hands empty.
Until something catches my eye. Kind of like the store owner has to win the lotto that day.
OR.
I know what I want, like Grant, before I even get in the car. Before I leave the house. DAYS before. And when I am ready to buy, I go with laser focus (so as not to get distracted by stimuli, ads and shit I don’t need that day).
I walk in the store. Head down. I am BUSY FOCUSED. I want one thing – whatever it is I’m there to get. Don’t distract me. Don’t ask me if you can help me at this point – you will only hinder my sale. I KNOW what I want.
I get to the item and only then can I relax a bit and explore different models. And I do.
COME TALK TO ME. That’s the key point where you can, and should, notice that I’m just about ready to buy and hesitating over subwoofers or five-disc ability or something silly like that.
Do not wait for me to choose. (Best brand name at lowest cost). Upsell me. (Best brand name, longest life, most expensive). Convince me. (Yes, I really do want to spend that much money). Make me love you. (That girl who sold me the accounting sofware was SOOO sweet to me.) Make me happy about my choice. (Tell me I’m not an idiot for spending all that money. Compliment my distinguished expensive tastes!)
That, darlings, is what makes ME a loyal customer.
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7 October 2009, 11:56 am
On a side note, you know those girls they hire to stand just about 7 feet inside the door of a store so you can walk in and there they are, “Hi! Can I help you with anything?!”
That’s one of the biggest wastes of money I’ve seen stores make. Way, WAY to early in the process and the automatic response that I’ve seen happen 9 times out of 10 (other people, not me) is a polite smile and a “no thanks, just looking.”
And Ms. Just Looking ends up never getting helped again, even when she’s walking around with three pairs of pants in her hand looking for the dressing room.
Also, there’s the “do you want to try those on?” girls. I always have the urge to say, “No, I want to wear them on my head.”
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7 October 2009, 4:12 pm
James,
OMG, I’m never going shopping with you. Sounds scary. My dad does that. Capricorn that I am, I make a list of what we need, we decide the two stores in the one town that we need to go to, I give it an hour and half max and tell Mom we’ll be right back.
She doesn’t even hold dinner for poor, hapless Kelly, off on an unintended day-trip with my father the oooh-looky-there shopper. And then it’s months before I’m back, I forget, and we go do it again… aaargh!
People always compliment his distinguished expensive tastes. Yeesh, your same charming salesgirl is in the software department at his electronics store!
On your side note, agreed. I wish they’d redeploy the greeters to halfway into the store when shoppers finally do have a question. No stocking racks so they look too busy to disturb, just that same friendly face, positioned better to catch folks when they’re really needed.
Until later,
Kelly
7 October 2009, 4:22 pm
Here’s another one. Don’t ask me, “Can I help you?” because my automatic human-nature answer is invariably, “No thanks.”
Best experience? Chapters book stores. I tend to… um… buy a lot of books. So here I am, juggling about 50 pounds worth and still wondering how many more I can pile up before it becomes dangerous and…
“That looks heavy. Here, let me help you put these in a bag.”
Every. Single. Time. I think they train their people to say that.
1) Acknowledging I’m in trouble without making me feel stupid, because obviously I’m doing JUST fine on my own… oy…
2) Taking charge. Don’t make me think. Of course I need the damned bag. Don’t ask me if I want help. Take charge and do it for me.
I’m TOTALLY relieved every time. More than happy to take their silly-looking bag and be stared at. And now I have more space to buy more books.
Awesome.
One girl even offered to take them to the counter and hold them for me but I felt bad for her. She was tiny.
James Chartrand – Men with Pens´s latest blog… Are You Freelancing the SMART Way?
7 October 2009, 4:30 pm
Hehe. THAT is the one place where I can shop for days and forget to breathe. My weakness!
I went today and spent under 30 bucks. A miracle, for me, and only because I had someplace else I had to go in a massive hurry.
Hm. Must train Barnes & Noble to offer silly-looking bags. Because even at my height, a lady does eventually run out of arm-length to hold her books!
And you’re right, “I can help you [in this way]” is a lot better phrasing than “can I” in a situation like that. A little understanding goes a long way.
Later…