1, 2, 3…
1. Quick! Name the last store you went to where you had an awesome experience—the kind you could hardly wait to tell a friend about.
What was so special?
Take your time.
I’m stringing this out right now while you remember back.
Oh, that was a nice time, wasn’t it? I can almost imagine it.
2. Ready? Name the last store you vowed you’d never step foot in again.
What did they do?
To you, or to a friend you were with?
Now that you think about it, were there other signals?
Yes, I hear you.
Wow. All that?
And how many times before had you thought, “I shouldn’t come here again,” before deciding this was the last straw?
Jeez. That’s bad.
3. Confess… Which one did you actually tell someone about?
And how many someones have you told, so far?
Scoring for this quiz is measured in customers gained or lost. Including potential customers, who heard about the companies through your word-of-mouth.
Even though you said, gosh, that was wonderful, I can hardly wait to tell someone, if you’re like most folks you probably never told anyone about #1.
#2, you’re still mentioning. Not only that, you can still remember every hairy moment, and the three to five trips before that when you should have said never again, too. That’s all become part of the story, to give clear proof to your listener why they should also never shop there. (Skip their name, but do share the dirt in the comments!) The awesome experience has sort of faded. Sure, it was great, but for most of you, I’m guessing you can’t tell nearly as detailed a story about that positive experience.
The good experience you provide at your office or your store (or even your online experience) is important. In fact, it’s absolutely critical.
But let just a few bad customer experiences slip through your fingers, and you’ll find out the business-crushing truth: the power of one angry customer can outweigh the joy of a hundred happy ones.
Food for thought.
Let’s get a little catty today!
If question #2 got you steamed all over again, I’d love to hear your horror story. (Remember, no naming names. To protect the guilty, we’ll need that rule of civility.)
What did the business in question do to get you to turn on your heels for good—and how many people have you told?
Grow and be well,
Kelly Erickson













27 October 2009, 8:03 am
I’d love to name and shame loads of travel companies who have truly horrific customer experiences. However, those companies just don’t care, so no matter how many people I tell, the situation won’t change. Don’t worry – times are a changing and those companies will not be around much longer.
I’d like to highlight an important message about customer experience you’ve embedded. The great experience is what your ideal customer expects. It’s what they want and what they’re willing to pay for. So, unfortunate as it is, why would they thank you and spread the word on something that was ‘what they were wanting and expecting?’
Seth Godin calls it being remarkable. Kelly calls it the *maximum* customer experience. Once you’re damn sure that you have rid yourself of the bad apples, what are you doing to do to turn it up a notch and make it next to impossible for your prospects to NOT tell others about you?
Andy Hayes | Travel Online Partners´s latest blog… The Most Important Part of Your Online Strategy
27 October 2009, 8:20 am
Andy,
Did you go through my e-trash? I actually had that pointed out a lot more clearly and decided to hit “delete” and let it be more implied. Hahaha, so glad you caught that!
Oh, the travel stories I could tell. Just as you say, I expect that some will not be around long because of it. That’s the business-crushing truth, eh?
Regards,
Kelly
27 October 2009, 12:16 pm
Kelly – I come to MCE everyday for some business-crushing truth. Nothing better than that!
Andy Hayes | Travel Online Partners´s latest blog… The Most Important Part of Your Online Strategy
27 October 2009, 12:53 pm
You wanna get catty?
There was this small motel in Lake Placid.
I used to stay there when I went hiking, once or twice a year. I was a loyal customer. Among dozens of motels, it was the only one I’d give my business to.
Last time I dealt with them, I tried to make a reservation over the phone. I mentionned that I was coming in from out of town, and that I won’t arrive till late (midnite). Maybe if I gave them my credit card number, can they leave a key in the door, and I’ll do the paperwork in the morning.
The desk clerk said they dont’ like to do that, because they’ve been burned in the past by people who dont’ show up. And the next thing I know, they were proceeding to give me shit! Scolding me over the phone, and telling me to forget it. Just forget it. If I’m not going to be there on time, there are no rooms for me. Just Forget it!
I hung up, phoned another motel down the road. Who gladly accepted my credit card, and were perfectly fine with my late arrival.
At that point, I phoned up the first motel. Told them I’d been coming to their place for 10 years. And that their competitor gave me a room when they WOULDN’T. And that they just lost me as a long-time customer.
And I never went back.
That was years ago. But even now, I’m half tempted to GLADLY broadcast that nasty Motel’s name as a place NOT to go to.
(Even here, if I know it wouldn’t get moderated).
27 October 2009, 2:54 pm
Andy,
Aw, shucks. Thanks!
Friar,
Ah, you didn’t disappoint. That is a horror story. Shooing away a customer who’s been loyal for ten years is just. not. sane. (Thanks for not naming names, though.)
Isn’t it terrible how an experience like that can still make your blood boil years later? The old saying back when I took business and marketing classes was that every upset customer would tell seven friends and colleagues. Now, with the web, we tell hundreds and sometimes thousands (in addition to the seven we still run into in person!).
Plus now, you let your blood boil on a little Internet page, and it’s out there in the ether forever. Forever’s a mighty long time to be getting negative publicity from bad customer experience!
Until later,
Kelly
P.S. You should go about two hours south. My parents will put a key out if you even hint at being late. They love their guests but there is no *way* they’re staying up for you, LOL.
27 October 2009, 3:13 pm
Not a business, per se, but how about a TV show? Just a couple of weeks ago, I vowed (literally) never to watch a certain crime scene investigation show based in a hot tropical (rather than hot arid) city again after the episode where (spoiler alert) the killer ran a steel cable from a golf club tied to the top of a lifeguard post down under the sand to a beach volleyball court where the intended victim just happened to be playing and was killed when a blue-sky bolt of lighting electrocuted him.
‘Course I should have by all rights packed it in after the episode when the wife shot the husband, but it turned out she really shot his secret twin brother, but then it was her secret twin that really did the shooting, and (here’s the kicker) her baby wasn’t actually hers, but her secret triplet’s kid. When online dictionaries start using YouTube to give definitions, this episode will be there to explain the word “contrived”.
It’s like the writers and producers are sitting there going “You’re stupid”. I finally got the message.
~Graham
27 October 2009, 3:29 pm
Graham,
Haven’t seen the offender in question. By the time I got to the triplet, I was laughing out loud. If they were playing that for laughs, it would be perfect.
Sounds like it’s just waiting for Saturday Night Live to do a parody of it.
“Hey stupid” is the easiest way to get me to run screaming from a show, too. Good call.
Later,
Kelly
27 October 2009, 4:19 pm
SNL doesn’t have to touch it — it’s already parodying itself. It’s like that employee who wants to see how far he/she can push it before getting fired.
Maybe that’s exactly what’s happening…
~Graham