What does your name mean?
You were clever. You were grinning from ear to ear. You were thoroughly impressed with yourself.
Your spouse, who’d been listening to your dreams for months, was similarly impressed. Your dog even looked at you with an extra air of respect.
You’d chosen the name of your business.
It’s a proud moment, preceded by dreams and schemes and hopefully, by reading Maximum Customer Experience’s Naming Your Small Business 101 series, but when the right name comes to you all that doodling is behind you and that name can do no wrong. You cast it in bronze and place it on a pedestal and your family goes along with you.
This is when your intrepid Experience Designer starts to worry, because critical thinking is now off-limits. Who would dare criticize your baby?
Your buyers will.
To a first-time visitor, the name is charming; it does elicit a smile, sure; but what does your name mean? When a name doesn’t bring a clear message of what you are selling, every sale will be more difficult.
That’s not to say that sales are automatically easy with a name like “Speedy Pizza by Joe,” but a lot of time spent explaining yourself is bypassed if you can come up with a name that’s clear and states the benefits (Speedy) and features (Pizza) right up front. If your business’ name could be anything from a beauty shop to an opera house to a fishing-lures craftsman, you’re going to work harder every day than you need to.
Nobody ever bronzes a name like Speedy Pizza by Joe, but folks, Joe doesn’t care.
He’s too busy making money.
Got any favorites you’d like to share—businesses that get your cash every time because their names are clear, all about you, and full of benefits and features right up front?
Is your own business’ name among your faves?
Grow and be well,
Kelly Erickson












12 March 2010, 6:00 am
Hehehe, yes, I LOVE my business name! And also the particularly dashing, talented and amazing experience designer who came up with it.
And hey, I can envisage the name “SuperWAHM” in bronze. Yup, very nice….
I used to have to explain WAHM Biz Builder regularly, including spelling it, and it really did get to be a pita.
I was on Yahoo Answers a few weeks ago and a guy (very seriously) asked what people thought of his possible business name “Peeky Weeky” for a site selling camera’s etc….. *shudders* Actually, I just checked and he’s using it…..
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12 March 2010, 7:27 am
Melinda,
OOooh. Dashing! I like that! So me. *big cheesy grin*
Thanks for the compliment. If you saw the pages of non-bronzers that came first you’d have a good laugh. But dashing Experience Designers make it all look easy, LOL.
That dude has got more work in front of him than I can imagine if he wants people to take the site seriously. Wow, that’s so wrong there’s no words for it. (Maybe “Yikes!”)
Regards,
Kelly
12 March 2010, 8:31 am
People try to have catchy names because they want their business to be fun and have people say, “Cool!” But let’s face it. If you tell someone a business name, and they have absolutely no clue at all what you do, then it’s a fail. There’s a lot of competition out there today, and unless you’re talking a BIG business, a name like “Zinkos” kind of just leaves a question mark in a potential customer’s head.
Especially online.
Oh, as for names I like? Our own, of course – Men with Pens!
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12 March 2010, 8:39 am
I wanted to name my web design services “SoHo Websites” because I thought it elicited that creative-but-professional-bohemian vibe. It also stands for “small office, home office” of course, (my target market) though apparently that term isn’t as widely used as I thought.
However both my wife and some close friends thought the name was ridiculous and misleading because I don’t live in either SoHo (though I love both). I gave in, and I’m currently re-developing my Strong Web Designs name.
My copywriting services slogan though, “In a Word, Strong” seems to be a big hit. People keep repeating it back to me when they see me, so that must account for something!
As for companies I like: Honda, I think, subliminally tells you what its products do (the “Ho-nnn” part kind of sounds like a high-performance engine, and the “da” part is both the engine slipping into idle AND arriving at there at the destination — call me crazy if you must).
Head-On is of course a pretty bang-on name. Never used it, but it sounds like their marketing is effective. Actually, you only have to go as far as most K-Tel-type TV commercials: the Slap Chop, OxyClean, Shamwow… Not “companies” strictly speaking, but strictly speaks to your point.
Then there are the two company names from Thunder Bay I’ve mentioned on this blog before: Hookers, the fishing tackle shop located in the heart of the “red light” district, and Mr. Tubesteak, the hot dog stand. Both gone now, btw…
@Melinda – *shutters* – lol. But yes, “Peeky Weeky” sounds like a camera emporium for peeping Tom pedophiles, doesn’t it?
~Graham
12 March 2010, 1:17 pm
I always thought someone should make a book with all the cheezy hair salon names. Stuff like, “Hair’s the Place.” They’re all like that somehow.
12 March 2010, 10:42 pm
I agree with Todd and his comment about the hair salon names.
Being in the massage industry myself, I always laugh when I see names like serenity massage, peaceful massage etc. Mine is ultra boring – dallas relaxing massage. I obtained the site from a therapist 4 years ago that was moving out of state. Hence the “dallas” wouldn’t work for her in Florida. Her search results were too high to let it go. Had to keep it.
Love your site Kelly! Good info and stuff I will use. Your site name says exactly what your visitors/customers are seeking. We all need to maximize customer experiences. Thanks for helping.
15 March 2010, 1:17 pm
I also love how hair places sometimes tack on “His and Hers Hair, Nail, Spa and Academy” Do they do plumbing too? What about an oil change?
15 March 2010, 2:00 pm
James,
Exactly. There’s the old… If you can’t explain it in 30 seconds… rules, and then there’s well, how about if the name does the explaining for you?
Saves 30 seconds, which the buyer probably wasn’t going to give you anyway.
& yep. I think you’ve got yourselves a mighty fine name there.
Graham,
You happen to have been gifted with a last name that helps you talk benefits right away. Why fight it?
No, never hear of SoHo in the alternate meaning. Thank goodness your wife and your dog shot that down.
I agree, about infomercial product names—those folks know they have to get that name to stick with you *meaningfully* to get you to buy and spread the word. They never waste time on cutesy unless the meaning is solidly there. there’s a scary amount to be learned from infomercials, actually.
Todd,
“Lookin’ Sharp.” “A Little Off the Top.”
You hit my pet peeve. Hair salon names frighten me because there is such a nationwide (dare I say international?) trend for them to be perfectly awful that I sometimes wonder if it’s something genetic. WHY can I travel anywhere in the U.S. and still be within 20 minutes of yet another “A Cut Above”? Aaaargh!
MT girl,
Hello, and welcome! Glad to have you here.
“Dallas relaxing massage” may be low on the thrill scale but if it’s well-known and it’s working, you and Joe of the Speedy Pizzas are on to something.
Plus, you can be grateful that you’ll never, ever introduce your business and have someone ask, “So what do you do?”
Until later,
Kelly
15 March 2010, 2:11 pm
James,
So true. Though I never heard “A Little Off The Top” before!
I bet you there’s one around here by that name… probably not too far from “Turning Heads Salon” and “Shear Elegance.”