Recommended Reading

… Truth, Of Course. Naked, Gorgeous, and Always Worth a Look!

Consider the public…. Never fear it nor despise it. Coax it, charm it, interest it, stimulate it, shock it now and then if you must, make it laugh, make it cry, but above all … never, never, never bore the living hell out of it.
—Noel Coward

Dear readers and friends, crowd around. As when Noel Coward graced the tight-knit group around the Algonquin Round Table with his presence, having you here has given the room a little sparkle. I’ve invited new friends and old to stimulate conversation and charm us with their fresh perspective today. I hope you’ll enjoy getting to know them—leave them a comment, and come on back to share your thoughts around the Maximum Customer Experience Round Table!

Have you ever wondered why you can’t get more customers to buy from you? Are You Throwing Darts at the Right Customers? Warning: The next sentence contains the “f” word. This post from Charlie Pabst at Ignite Living is fantastic. And you know I don’t throw that word around too often.

So you throw the darts at the right customers, but do they land where they’ll notice? Earning Trust in Streams = Attention + Influence at Logic + Emotion. I’ll tell you a secret, the post itself lost me a bit. (Sorry, David!) But the illustration is simple and crystal clear. If you own a website or a blog, you need to know what David Armano knows about where trust resides (where your customers are paying attention) on your web pages. You’ll get all that from his aha! graphic.

42 Million U.S. Women Use Social Media from Anita Campbell at Small Business Trends. Read this one when you’ve got a minute: there’s some good info to dig into here on participation vs. influence, and though the research only looked at ladies in the States, most of the conclusions apply no matter who your Ideal Customer is.

Tim Berry, always telling the naked truth, whether you want to hear it or not: It’s a Full-Time Job at Planning, Startups, Stories. This does not get said enough! For all you who’ve ever felt inadequate because you can’t tweet 10x-post 2x-manage four social media sites-connect with influencers-and write the next BusinessWeek bestseller-while working full-time like Tim does… it doesn’t work like that, people. Tim’s got 24 hours like you and I do. Go read what he has to say, and rest easy.

In case that was too much naked truth for your (delicate and discerning!) taste, The Ad Contrarian helps out with Leveraging the Brand, where you will hear about the mind-boggling direct return on investment of writing one of AdAge’s top 150 blogs, but not one bit more truth than that. Bob Hoffman speaks more honesty when he’s making stuff up than most of us ever can.

The short video posted at Make the Ordinary, Extraordinary on Bill Hogg’s Customer Service That Astonishes is so wonderful I thought maybe the video was made up. No, it’s not; it’s just Southwest Airlines, delivering delight. All in a day’s Maximum Customer Experience, and a wonderful way to wind down our time together.

Thanks, as always, for the pleasure of your company and your commentary. Let’s do lunch again soon.

Love ‘em? Hate ‘em? Learn something fantastic as you clicked around? Think I missed the best one of the week? Have your say in the comments—you know you want to!

 

Grow and be well,

Kelly Erickson

If you’re going to write, don’t pretend to write down. It’s going to be the best you can do, and it’s the fact that it’s the best you can do that kills you.
—Dorothy Parker

 

Last time, Mrs. Erickson and the Vision Circle (that’s you) entertained:

Longing, Frustration, and Crass Commerce, Oh My!

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“No matter your occupation, you are threatened by the impact of the collapse of distinction.”

Collapse of Distinction recommends Maximum Customer Experience

Woot! Thanks, Scott!

I recently had an opportunity to review the new book Collapse of Distinction by Scott McKain, author of ALL Business Is Show Business and What Customers REALLY Want. As you can see from the subject line above it wasn’t by chance that his publicist contacted me, so I was just a bit excited to flip through his book. (Yippee!)

As always, when Kelly reviews cool stuff, you get free stuff! I’m giving away a copy of Scott McKain’s Collapse of Distinction to the best comment answering this question:

What do you think is the most distinctive company in your town, region, or country, and why? I’ll take entries for two days: now through Thursday, 14 May 2009, at 5:16 am EST. The winner will be announced shortly after that. Let’s hear from you!

The mention, I may as well tell you now, was a bit of a fizzle. The name of the blog isn’t quite correct, and the URL (web address) is from way back when I was a baby blogger on TypePad! Such is the printed word. Takes time to put together and in that time, things change. (I’ve been assured that in his online resources and in any future printing this will be fixed. Thanks, Kaila.)

On the other hand, it is probably the closest I’ll ever come to being mentioned in the same breath with Seth Godin, so I was all smiles.   :)

MCE in McKain's Resources section

Me and Seth. Hangin’ out in the Resources section.

Vanity aside, I was curious as to what an author who cites yours truly as a reference would write about, so when the book arrived I dove in. I’ve been richly rewarded. Collapse of Distinction—maybe you guessed from the title—is exactly what we talk about here at Maximum Customer Experience on a regular basis.

My favorite section is right up front, in the chapter titled “How Did We Get in This Mess?”—a straight-to-the-point discussion of what destroys differentiation, like this on incremental improvements:

… in our… society, the bar is continually going to be raised….

But here’s the rub. When my competitor creates a point of differentiation, my natural inclination is either to merely imitate the improvement, or to attempt to incrementally improve upon the advancement…

Notice the problem: in both examples, my efforts are based on what my competitor is doing, not what my customers desire.

Yes, folks. Know the customer. You win if they win. You don’t win if you momentarily “beat” someone else. A favorite subject here at MCE. This guy gets it.

What do you need to create distinction? Scott McKain says there are four keys: Clarity, Creativity, Communication, and a Customer Experience Focus. He breaks them down—right down to the (great!) action steps which end each chapter—so that you can dig in to the points which cause you the most difficulty and start putting his ideas to work right away.

The book is full of thought-provoking analysis of this phenomenon and concrete advice to get your edge back. It would make a fine companion, coincidentally, to When Growth Stalls, discussed here recently and soon to be part of our discussions again.

The chapter on Customer Experience Focus is (of course) a big hit with your intrepid Experience Designer slash blog author. He tells a story that went right to my heart and my funny bone:

Comedian Jeff Foxworthy was joking about the phrases that we all utter without thinking. I laughed out loud when he mentioned that people hunting for a lost item often absent-mindedly announce, “I found it in the last place I looked!” Well, of course you did! Once you came across it, why would you continue searching?

I feel that way when I’m asked about whether an organization should have a “customer-experience” focus. I’m always thinking, “Well, where else could you focus? And why would you keep on searching?”

In his definition, “… your efforts—and your organization’s activities—[must be] wrapped up in ‘creating experiences so compelling that loyalty is assured.’”

I’ll keep trying, dear reader, but I don’t know if I could have said it better than that. All in all, this book will be an excellent addition to your library.

Who should read Collapse of Distinction?

Scott McKain says that “… whether you are an executive at a global conglomerate, a professional seeking greater success, or an entrepreneur running a small-town diner,” you’ll be able to put his work to good use. It actually reminded me a lot of a book I read a couple of years ago on career development, Wildly Sophisticated by the fascinating Nicole Williams, and I’d agree—it’s a very helpful read no matter who you are.

Scott’s ideas could definitely be applied to developing your “personal brand” to show why you’re unique and indispensable as an individual in your firm, but it’s certainly more targeted toward business owners and management. What’s wonderful about it is that though he’s now a top exec in a major corporation he has small-town, small-business roots, and this book seems to talk to us small- and micro-business owners as much as, or more than, it talks to folks at the Big Boys.

What’s distinctive about Collapse of Distinction?

Glad you asked. The book is from NelsonFree, a Thomas Nelson imprint, and the Free in NelsonFree means you get extra stuff with the book—once you register at Scott’s website, the book is available in e-book format and in audio format, at no extra charge. Neat!

The e-book is handy because you can easily search it for that one term that you loved so much (or company name, etc.), and there it is on your laptop if you need to refer to it when the book’s not with you. And I’m sure many MCE readers enjoy a long commute which could be made more interesting by listening to the audio format.

Having said that, those points of distinction are also its only real flaws. The e-book, downloaded after I’d read the hard copy so I could tell you about it, has not a word that isn’t in the printed book, which I admit disappointed me. (“No good deed goes unpunished,” as Scott says in the book. I hoped there’d be a little more in the electronic version, to reward me for downloading it!) The audio version… well, let’s just say that the downloads (by chapter) were veeeery slow. I gave up after three chapters. You’d have to want that audio version pretty badly not to be frustrated at that speed.

Thumbs way up

The smaller your business the more true it is. Your points a distinction are why we choose you. Know what’s unique about you; align your uniqueness with the customer’s pain; and communicate your uniqueness with all your energy. Scott communicates all of this in a fresh, meaningful way.

Creating differentiation doesn’t mean you have to become completely, totally unique from your competition from top to bottom. It simply means you must create small, solid points of distinction that are recognizable and important from the customers’ perspective, because customers perceive that different is better.

That message, so important to us here at MCE, is at the heart of Collapse of Distinction. It’s a brilliant read for any business owner worried that your product, service, or expertise is in danger of becoming a commodity.

Once again: Because you guys are the best readers and commenters anywhere and I want you to thrive on fresh ideas like Scott’s, I’m giving a copy of Collapse of Distinction away to the best comment on this post answering the question:

What do you think is the most distinctive company in your town, region, or country, and why?

(Feel free to howl and moan if you like, or cheer for other folks’ comments loudly (please do!), but to be clear: “Best” is entirely at the discretion of Kelly Erickson, the author.)

Though I realize, dear reader, that it’s not in your self-interest, I’d love it if you’d talk it up so we can hear from plenty of new readers, too! You have from right now through Thursday, 14 May 2009, at 5:16 am EST to submit a comment. Good luck!

 

Grow and be well,

Kelly Erickson

Thanks very much to Scott McKain for including the Maximum Customer Experience Blog in such esteemed company in his Resources section, and to Kaila Murphy of Cave Henricks Communications for her kind email to let me know. Very, very cool!

From Insightful to Incisive to… Icky, Yet Fun

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
—Dorothy Parker

Dear readers and friends, crowd around. Having you at the table once again is the best possible cure for boredom. I’ve invited new friends and old to share their fresh perspective. I hope you’ll enjoy getting to know them—leave them a comment, and come on back to share your thoughts around the Maximum Customer Experience Round Table!

George Tannenbaum also quotes my favorite lady-of-sharp-tongue in Please pass this along to everyone you know. But that’s not why I’m sending you over there. It’s because I’m a sucker for a commanding headline and a heady desire. “I want to take a complicated client problem and derive a simple solution that has a positive impact ultimately on sales.” Right you are, George.

On a serious note as you finish your apéritif: Do Recessions Define Companies? Jack Welch says yes in this video from The Globe and Mail, and he’s got some advice for you. Hat tip to Francis, aka Eyeteaguy, for sending me the link.

When stories spread, sales soar. Read Art, Myth, and Marketing from the ever-brilliant Hugh MacLeod at gapingvoid. If you think he’s just talking about art, think again—Our businesses could do with a bit of Myth to go with our Marketing, too. Or is it that we’re all artists? A good Round Table lunch can get you thinking this way…

I love a post that can make me think about Maximum (or minimum) Customer Experience and make me laugh out loud at the same time. Funniest thing I’ve read all week: Pharma Killed the Video Star from Alan Wolk (The Tangerine Toad) at The Toad Stool.

Short and sweet: When you’ve had a day that’s one of those days, settle back at the Round Table with your Sidecar (make it a double) and let adchick offer you a bit More Sunshine for dessert. Watch out, it’s got quite a kick!

Thanks, as always, for the pleasure of your company and your commentary. Let’s do lunch again soon.

Love ‘em? Hate ‘em? Learn something fantastic as you clicked around? Think I missed the best one of the week? Have your say in the comments—you know you want to!

 

Grow and be well,

Kelly Erickson

If you’re going to write, don’t pretend to write down. It’s going to be the best you can do, and it’s the fact that it’s the best you can do that kills you.
—Dorothy Parker

 

Previously, Mrs. Erickson and the Vision Circle (that’s you) entertained:

Announcing the Round Table

Commandos, Tweets, The Onion, and Google—Yes!

Tell Me a Story…

Your Big Mouth and Other Biting (Wit)

Misery, Money, Music

It’s All Fun Until Someone Waters Down the Drinks

This Is the Crazy Weekend

A Little Crazy Can Get Your Business Noticed (and It Makes for Some Fine Reading, Too!)

I might repeat to myself, slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound; if I can remember any of the damn things.
—Dorothy Parker

Dear readers and friends, crowd around the table. Having you join our luncheon once again is the best find of all. I’ve invited new friends and old to share their beautiful, profound perspectives. I hope you’ll enjoy getting to know them—leave them a comment, and come on back to share your thoughts around the Maximum Customer Experience Round Table!

“…quit wasting time on the same old same old and do something remarkable to change your local world…. My mission is to inspire you to be revolutionary.” Marianna Hayes at Results Revolution Blog is Sick and tired of mediocrity, and she’s shaking the so-so out of her own company first. I enjoyed reading about her aha! moment.

Recently Experience Designer David Armano said goodbye to Critical Mass in Chicago, a gig that (among many opportunities) provided a launching pad for his Internet “celebrity,” and hello to the brand-new Dachis Corporation in Austin, Texas—exciting but a complete unknown. Kinda crazy? Maybe, but I admire his guts tremendously. The downside of fame is criticism from unknown corners, and he faces it down with class in Use the Gifts You’re Given at Logic + Emotion. If you’ve ever doubted your own talents, this quick hit of wisdom is a must.

Need to shake up your business? Drew McLellan thinks Now is the perfect time to try some crazy marketing idea. This post at Drew’s Marketing Minute has me thinking about what craziness I could stir up at VisionPoints. Love it.

Jon Swanson writes about another crazy-like-a-fox idea in the handwriting on the wall at Small Biz Survival. “I didn’t realize until last week… that by giving customers, fans really, the opportunity to break [a] cultural rule … they have permission to keep people waiting for a kind of food that is almost a commodity.” Jon knows you can do it, too.

Quiz: Fax machine, car radio, or… by Andy Sernovitz at Damn! I Wish I’d Thought of That! proves that crazy is not always good. Driving the customer crazy makes a bad Experience with lasting consequences. No positive word of mouth for this company!

Finally, a crazy idea that lifted my spirits and got me to act right away in my personal and professional life. You won’t want to wait five minutes before putting How Emotion Plays a Role in Creating Talent to work. From Sean D’Souza at Psychotactics Blog.

Let’s do lunch again soon!

Love ‘em? Hate ‘em? Learn something fantastic as you clicked around? Think I missed the best one of the week? Please share in the comments!

 

Grow and be well,

Kelly Erickson

If you’re going to write, don’t pretend to write down. It’s going to be the best you can do, and it’s the fact that it’s the best you can do that kills you.
—Dorothy Parker

 

Previously, Mrs. Erickson and the Vision Circle (that’s you) entertained:

Announcing the Round Table

Commandos, Tweets, The Onion, and Google—Yes!

Tell Me a Story…

Your Big Mouth and Other Biting (Wit)

Misery, Money, Music

It’s All Fun Until Someone Waters Down the Drinks

Crossing the Globe, from Austin to Cambridge to Gumbuzi, to Dig In to Experience Design

I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way.
—Franklin P. Adams

Dear readers and friends, crowd around the table. Having you join our luncheon once again is the best find of all. I’ve invited new friends and old to share their fresh perspective. I hope you’ll enjoy getting to know them—leave them a comment, and come on back to share your thoughts around the Maximum Customer Experience Round Table!

Starting your lunch with a nice light Screwdriver? Be sure to read Watered Down from Chris Houchens at Shotgun Concepts first, or you’re likely to find your wallet and your drink lighter than usual. Minimum customer experience strikes again!

Meeting up at the Algonquin Hotel for our Round Table would be quite a salty experience, but not nearly as spicy as the Cambridge, Massachusetts East Coast Grill’s Hotter Than Hell Night from Becky McCray at Small Biz Survival. “People drive for miles and miles to get there… It’s an experience.” I love the company story, too, and one phrase stuck out that I’ve committed to memory: relentlessly friendly. Hell, yes! We need more of that.

If you need even more inspiring ideas for creating memorable Experiences, check out Fun Is Contagious. Ben McConnell at Church of the Customer Blog gives a quick rundown of the Alamo Draft House in Austin, Texas, but mostly lets them speak for themselves. And they…rock, sort of.

The rumors of Harley Davidson’s death have been greatly exaggerated, and they’re having a lot of fun suggesting where you might file their obituary. Yes, you can be irreverent, if it matches your company like it matches with Harley. Their perfectly targeted ad via Steve Portigal at All This ChittahChattah.

Words are funny things, with immense power to shape how people think of you. I speak Spanish fairly fluently, and it’s been a part of me for most of my life. When I recently decided to dive into French in earnest I began to notice little things about words, that prickled my conscience and tickled my Experience Designer’s brain. The coolest 7 min., 19 sec. of your day will be spent listening to Robert Krulwich’s words on why Shakespeare Had Roses All Wrong at NPR. (Don’t bother reading the text, just enjoy the podcast.) Come back after you listen and tell me you still don’t understand why I say your name is the most important ad you’ll ever write.

Last word: Should social media be part of your advertising strategy? Does it add to the Customer Experience enough to be worth your time and your dollars? Don’t decide until you read The Emperor’s New Podcast by Bob Hoffman at The Ad Contrarian, where he isn’t so much contrary as a mile ahead of the curve. And man, does he know how to have fun with his commenters.   ;)

It’s a good thing Franklin P. Adams, founder of the Algonquin Round Table and provider of the quotation we started today’s fun with, wasn’t around for web 2.0. I’m sure he’d lose many hours in looking up one thing and finding something else on the way, as I enjoyed doing for this post.

Let’s do lunch again soon!

Love ‘em? Hate ‘em? Learn something fantastic as you clicked around? Think I missed the best one of the week? Please share in the comments!

 

Grow and be well,

Kelly Erickson

If you’re going to write, don’t pretend to write down. It’s going to be the best you can do, and it’s the fact that it’s the best you can do that kills you.
—Dorothy Parker

 

Previously, Mrs. Erickson and the Vision Circle (that’s you) entertained:

Announcing the Round Table

Commandos, Tweets, The Onion, and Google—Yes!

Tell Me a Story…

Your Big Mouth and Other Biting (Wit)

Misery, Money, Music

Meetings, and Mirrors, and Men With… Trash?

I’d like to have money. And I’d like to be a good writer. These two can come together, and I hope they will, but if that’s too adorable, I’d rather have money.
—Dorothy Parker

Dear readers and friends, crowd around the table. Having you join our luncheon once again is every bit as fine as getting a check in the mail! I’ve invited new friends and old to share their fresh perspective. I hope you’ll enjoy getting to know them—leave them a comment, and come on back to share your thoughts around the Maximum Customer Experience Round Table!

As the bartender clinks cool cubes into your glass, let us open the Round Table with the hilarious How to Be Miserable at A Daring Adventure, a video post from Tim Brownson that’s already as classic as a Whisky Sour.

It’s always the quiet ones… At Noisy Decent Graphics, Ben Terrett’s What Brands Can Learn From Euronews is a quiet post with solid thought (please, what is this logo all about?), good comments, and super links if you want to dive deeper into the troubles with fancy-schmancy brand redesign. The Big Boys don’t always get it right just because they’re Big.

For many of you, writing a blog may be part of your business plan, but are patience and gratitude? Though I don’t usually blog about blogging here, I’m lucky to have friends who do. This week James Chartrand made a simple musical metaphor into a comfort, a conversation-starter, and an opportunity to get silly that Mrs. Parker would have loved. Are You Struggling Over a Small Readership at Men With Pens. Savor this one.

If you recognized yourself or your staff in #3 on yesterday’s 10 Things I Hate post, then you must read Seth Godin’s Getting Serious About Your Meeting Problem. Pass the link on, print it out and send it via interoffice mail, or skywrite the URL above the CEO’s building. If you’re the CEO, this is a great place to begin your crusade to end waste. (I have to tell you, Seth: Here at the MCE Round Table, there’ll be no egg timers.)

As I prepared to give away books to loyal readers of MCE last week, I was in a tizzy trying to pick only the most essential, MCE-relevant reads. One book that just missed the cut was Nudge, by Richard Thaler and Cass Sunstein. From a link on the Nudge blog comes this Good Morning America segment: Can a Nudge Change Behavior Patterns? This is a hidden-camera experiment you have to see to believe.

Ted Mininni’s One Man’s Trash at TheDieline.com is not just a story about an artist Dorothy Parker and her witty friends would have loved to discuss, but it’s also the most entertaining business model I’ve heard of in a long time. Justin Gignac’s creativity is a kick in the pants, just right for rolling out the door of the Algonquin after a leisurely meal of food-for-thought.

Hopefully you’ve been nudged to take a spin with some of these hidden delights. Let’s do lunch again soon!

Love ‘em? Hate ‘em? Learn something fantastic as you clicked around? Think I missed the best one of the week? Please share in the comments!

 

Grow and be well,

Kelly Erickson

If you’re going to write, don’t pretend to write down. It’s going to be the best you can do, and it’s the fact that it’s the best you can do that kills you.
—Dorothy Parker

 

Previously, Mrs. Erickson and the Vision Circle (that’s you) entertained:

Announcing the Round Table

Commandos, Tweets, The Onion, and Google—Yes!

Tell Me a Story…

Your Big Mouth and Other Biting (Wit)

Or, Why Is This Round Table Full of Smirking Writers?

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
—Dorothy Parker

Dear readers and friends, crowd around the table. Having you join our luncheon once again makes this a real treat. I’ve invited new friends and old to share their fresh perspective. I hope you’ll enjoy getting to know them—leave them a comment, and come on back to share your thoughts around the Maximum Customer Experience Round Table!

Mrs. Parker knew that nothing drives home a message like a good laugh—and I hope you’ll find a few messages to stick with you here. Thank goodness a sharp tongue is always in style!

Remember back with me, folks, to when Starbucks embraced their luxury status, like Mrs. Parker embraced the Algonquin Hotel… to when they thrilled to defining the enemy as those cheap swill-drinkers who just don’t “get” their coffee Experience. Now that was a strategy. Well, no more. Now they’d like to “to rid your little mind of the ‘myth’ of a $4 sbux treat,” and Chris Houchens has got some crackerjack advice for the company in hey brother, can you spare a dime? I’m a little venti at the (handsomely redesigned) Shotgun Concepts.

The Hilton Group’s Requests Upon Arrival has arrived, in time to keep you from thinking Starbucks is alone in their cluelessness. Paul Williams ponders the many sides of this minimum Customer Experience. “Request Upon Arrival” Hotel Program Makes Me *Yawn* at Idea Sandbox.

I laughed, I cried, I realized we can’t always poke fun at the Big Boys. Sometimes the problem is within ourselves. Drew McLellan reveals The #1 reason why your prospect said no sale at Drew’s Marketing Minute.

Two short, yet stunning videos from Dan Ariely, the author of Predictably Irrational will help you run your business better, and leave you thinking hard: The Power of Price and The Influence of Arousal from Duke University’s Fuqua School of Business channel at YouTube.  (I could recommend every video the Fuqua School has—short, usable, really eye opening stuff from Ariely and others. Do check them out.)

And while we’re on the subject of pricing, Sean D’Souza says book prices are run by fear! If you hope to expand your small business by authoring a book, you need to hear what he says in Why Publishers Are Stupid About Book Pricing at the Psychotactics blog.

I hope you’ve eaten and drunk your fill with these great critics, tastemakers, and storytellers. Let’s do lunch again soon.

Love ‘em? Hate ‘em? Learn something fantastic as you clicked around? Think I missed the best one of the week? Please share in the comments!

 

Grow and be well,

Kelly Erickson

If you’re going to write, don’t pretend to write down. It’s going to be the best you can do, and it’s the fact that it’s the best you can do that kills you.
—Dorothy Parker

 

Previously, Mrs. Erickson and the Vision Circle (that’s you) entertained:

Announcing the Round Table

Commandos, Tweets, The Onion, and Google—Yes!

Tell Me a Story…

 

P.S. The Maximum Customer Experience Word-of-Mouth Birthday Giveaway closes on March 24, 2009 at 11:59pm EST, so there’s still time for you to enter! Whether you’re a new commenter or an old friend of MCE, just read the rules and spread the word for your chance to win!

Intelligentsia, schmelligentsia. Great stories reveal, that’s what we’re here for

In the combined names of Social Intercourse, Meeting Interesting People, and Getting Out of a Rut, I have taken, in my time, some terrible beatings…. You see these gray hairs? Well, making whoopee with the intelligentsia was the way I earned them.
—Dorothy Parker

Dear readers and friends, crowd around the table. Having you join our luncheon once again makes this much more than whoopee! I’ve invited new friends and old to share their fresh perspective. I hope you’ll enjoy getting to know them—leave them a comment, and come on back to share your thoughts around the Maximum Customer Experience Round Table!

Perhaps it’s that favorite holiday of all storytellers, St. Patrick’s Day, coming to put a little Irish in each of us; perhaps it’s watching the girl I’ve told stories to since she was a wee lass turning ten. Whatever the reason, your intrepid Round Table host has been in something of a storytelling mood this week. So I’ve invited a group of incredible storytellers today to spin a few Customer Experience yarns. And ooh, are they tantalizing. Sit back in that fabulous chair, order your favorite beverage from the discreet waitstaff passing by our Table (so discreet you hardly know they’re there!), and slip away to faraway lands.

Let’s start with a tale that will make you want to run to Boston for the weekend. There’s a lot to be learned from Johnny Cupcakes’ storytelling style. Via Andy Nulman’s Pow! Right Between the Eyes.

Considering going out on your own, starting your dream business? Starting a Business Is Like Asking a Girl Out for the First Time, says Steve at MyWifeQuitHerJob.com, and though I haven’t asked any girls out, I feel like I’m ready now. (Wait. I think I have to go back and read that one again….) Utterly charming post, and an all-around great blog.

Mark Hurst is a wonderful storyteller, but today he’s pointing the way to two can’t-miss stories by other speakers, from his annual Gel Conference. If you do nothing else online today, please watch Natasha Schull’s speech about Las Vegas, linked to in Two Opposing Views of Customer Service at Good Experience. (Mark’s right—watching John Williams’ speech afterwards is a great antidote to the disturbing subject of Ms. Schull’s speech.)

But I know you aren’t going to settle for doing nothing else online today! Visit with Karen as she tells a story about a story: The “Coraline” Effect at Karen J. Lloyd’s Storyboard Blog. I love her description of this rare moviegoing experience.

Ms. Parker might not approve of ending on a light, happy note (I’ll try to go snarkier in the future), but this story is well worth breaking with her Round Table traditions. A Prototyping Experiment at Tim Brown’s Design Thinking. What would you do with your Free Time?

I hope you’ve eaten and drunk your fill with these great critics, tastemakers, and storytellers. Let’s do lunch again soon.

Love ‘em? Hate ‘em? Learn something fantastic as you clicked around? Think I missed the best one of the week? Please share in the comments!

 

Grow and be well,

Kelly Erickson

If you’re going to write, don’t pretend to write down. It’s going to be the best you can do, and it’s the fact that it’s the best you can do that kills you.
—Dorothy Parker

 

Previously, Mrs. Erickson and the Vision Circle (that’s you) entertained:

Announcing the Round Table

Commandos, Tweets, The Onion, and Google—Yes!

Let’s Have Laughter and Hope and a Wild Discussion

Four be the things I am wiser to know:
Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.
Four be the things I’d been better without:
Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt.
Three be the things I shall never attain:
Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
Three be the things I shall have till I die:
Laughter and hope and a sock in the eye.
—Dorothy Parker

Dear readers and friends, crowd around the table. Last week’s Round Table was a rousing success. Having you here once again makes this the hottest ticket in town already! I’ve invited new friends and old to share their fresh perspective. I hope you’ll enjoy getting to know them—leave them a comment, and come on back to share your thoughts around the Maximum Customer Experience Round Table!

Gentle conversation from days gone by? Alive and well on Twitter, where George Dickel, Tennessee gentleman and whiskey distiller, writes to us from the year 1870. If anyone could convince me of the business value of Twitter, George might. Via Twitter Makes a Sale at FBI Memos.

After Mr. Dickel got me thinking about Twitter, Jackie Huba and David Armano started talking Tweets because of the loud uproar over lowly Skittles this week: Skittles’ Twittermania at Church of the Customer. They’ve certainly created an Experience around the brand—my question is, will it sell lousy candy? Not at this Table.

I love a dynamic conversation, and Jonathan Fields, one of my favorite writers, will liven this one up when he recommends that we Go Commando at Awake at the Wheel.

Paula Wellings gives her personal take on Experience Design. Design for Anything That Moves at Adaptive Path.

This week we talked Wow, Yes! here at MCE. Is there something in the air? Ardath Albee says Customers Are Looking for Yes! at Marketing Interactions.

Far from that positive note—or is it really the same thing from another angle? NSFW (but you aren’t at work while we’re enjoying our luncheon, are you?): Sony Releases New Stupid Piece of S**t That Doesn’t F**king Work at The Onion. Don’t watch it with your kids. I can’t recommend watching it while having your third martini, either. Spillage will occur. Why is this Experience so common that we all double up with laughter as we watch it?

Mrs. Parker would never let a Round Table discussion get too far without a bit of delightful professional jealousy to mix things up, and Ms. Erickson endeavours to follow her wicked example. 10 Insights From 11 Months of Working at Google at Occam’s Razor. Go on, drool.

Like a fiery brandy after our meal, is George Tannenbaum’s writing. A Bit of Poetry, vicious enough for any Round Table, at Ad Aged.

I hope you’ve eaten and drunk your fill with these great critics, tastemakers, and storytellers. Let’s do lunch again soon.

Love ‘em? Hate ‘em? Learn something fantastic as you clicked around? Think I missed the best one of the week? Please share in the comments!

 

Grow and be well,

Kelly Erickson

If you’re going to write, don’t pretend to write down. It’s going to be the best you can do, and it’s the fact that it’s the best you can do that kills you.
—Dorothy Parker

Mrs. Erickson and the Vision Circle

All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
—Dorothy Parker

Mrs. Parker, one of the great wits of the 20th century, is also well known for being one of the hosts of the Algonquin Round Table. At these weekly luncheons, she and her New York literary friends traded recommendations, bon mots, and barbs, made new friends, and praised their old friends.

Dear readers and friends, crowd around the table for luncheon. Having you here makes this the hottest ticket in town already! I’ve invited a few writers to share their fresh perspective. I hope you’ll enjoy getting to know them—leave them a comment, and come on back to share your thoughts around the Maximum Customer Experience Round Table!

The Power of Purpose (Tissue alert!) at Dennis Snow’s Blog

My own personal Robert Benchley recommends improving the Customer Experience over giving in to social media hype. Social Media Seduction at The Ad Contrarian

If you haven’t had enough of Girl-Scout-Think this week: [U.S.] Postal Service Possibly Eliminating Saturday Delivery at The Perfect Customer Experience

So YOU Want to Improve MY Customer Experience? Practical tips from guest blogger Brent Leary at The 1 to 1 Blog

Brent forgot to mention one critical improvement: Why You Need Luxury Loo Roll , but Nick Cernis has it covered at Put Things Off. Be warned: you’ll laugh your *ahem* tush off!

Be Better by Being Wrong at Standing Out From the Crowd

Ladies and Gentlemen (Mesdames et Messieurs…) from my favorite raconteur, The Deep Friar. After you stop laughing at his tale of woe, how would you fix this Experience?

Most unexpected guest at our Round Table: Advice to Local Yarn Shops at Knit Purl Girl. Believe it—this post is full of great inspiration for your small business!

I hope you’ve eaten and drunk your fill with these great critics, tastemakers, and storytellers. Let’s do lunch again soon.

Love ‘em? Hate ‘em? Learn something fantastic as you clicked around? Think I missed the best one of the week? Please share in the comments!

 

Grow and be well,

Kelly Erickson

If you’re going to write, don’t pretend to write down. It’s going to be the best you can do, and it’s the fact that it’s the best you can do that kills you.
—Dorothy Parker